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Am Faol Beag by IAmNotOneOfThem
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
19 Jan 2026
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Hobbits—like Men and dwarves—are able to change into specific animals at will. Bilbo's animal form had seen him shunned by most other hobbits and so, he also kept it hidden from the dwarves... until Thorin fought Azog outside the Misty Mountains and lost.
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Dwarf By Heart by IAmNotOneOfThem
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
18 Sep 2025
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As Thorin lay dying on the ice below Ravenhill and passed out, he thought he heard someone speak Khuzdul to him. Which could not be, since the only other person there was Bilbo. Not only does he not die against all expectations, but what he first dismissed as hallucinations turns out to be the truth after all. Bilbo knows Khuzdul.
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Triùir by IAmNotOneOfThem
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
09 Jun 2025
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There are no Sentinel or Guides among Hobbits. It is only when Bilbo joins the company of Thorin Oakenshield that he learns about their existence. As such, he does not know that it is highly unusual for Thorin's and Dwalin's Souls to seek him out so often.
Thorin and Dwalin are two Sentinels bonded to each other, waiting for their third. None of them could ever have expected that they met him one fateful evening in the Shire... -
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Above the heart, hobbits carried the visible manifestations of their friendships, family ties and romantic relationships in the form of markings which grew like flowers on their chests.
Thinking that the Dwarves of Thorin's company will never forgive him, Bilbo taps into the hobbits' green magic at great risk to his life and shows everyone that nature is not only gentle and kind, but has thorns, and that the Bonds between him and the Dwarves are not so easily broken than as would have thought.
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Two dragons is... better?... than one by IAmNotOneOfThem for Oakenshield_Defender
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Dec 2023
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From outside the mountain, there came an ear-splitting roar. Smaug’s head whipped around and all the dwarves froze. A shudder of sheer, unadulterated fear ran through Thorin’s body and locked his limbs mid-motion.
Another dragon had come to Erebor.
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Blonde hair, muscles, scars, and I've been told he has blue eyes by IAmNotOneOfThem
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Wild Blue Yonder by KittsFics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
10 Jul 2022
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When disaster strikes, Jaskier doesn't think about it, just throws his lute at Geralt and dives off the unsteady planks after the falling figures, ignoring the witcher's shocked shout of his name. While all his instincts scream at Jaskier that Borch is something that could fly, he reacts before rational thoughts kicked in, and anyway its better to be safe than sorry.
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Bookmarked by IAmNotOneOfThem
14 Dec 2025
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After the Agent Afloat position and Domino, Tony was ready to try to sort things out, but McGee and Vance threw him a curveball that makes Tony change directions. A marketing plot from the Department of Defence and Department of Justice offers a new path to a DiNozzo who doesn’t need Gibbs’s approval anymore.
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Bookmarked by IAmNotOneOfThem
06 Dec 2025
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It all begins on the day the lizard starts talking to her. Magical Realism AU
Bookmarked by IAmNotOneOfThem
03 Dec 2025
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On one of the clinic's shifts, a patient with stomach pains and a language barrier ends up refusing all the drugs the doctors try to give him. Frustrated, (and unable to inject the idiot with any injection because he's already had two allergic reactions) House calls his soft-spoken oncologist to see if he can at least stop the guy from jumping off the gurney before he foams at the mouth.
He's clearly not expecting the both of them to start conversing in a language completely different from New Jersey English.
Aka: Brazilian Wilson and House learning Portuguese. Because... Why not?
Bookmarked by IAmNotOneOfThem
05 Nov 2025
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Laboratory Experiment by TheSovereigntyofReality for Jeeun
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
13 Jan 2022
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You're a laboratory experiment, Rogers. Everything special about you came out of a bottle.
What if there was something more to those words than it appeared?
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