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Obi-Wan Kenobi, Anakin Skywalker and Ahsoka Tano are captured by the Mandalorian Empire on a mission to protect Padme Amidala. The good news is: they all succesfully hide their identities so they easily escape the Integration centre, they get forced into, which was not adapted to keep Jedi trapped. The bad news: none of them are very good at keeping a low profile. At all.
“Barriss Offee is one of Ahsoka’s new classmates.”
“Is she…?”
“...integrated?” Ahsoka finished his question. “Yes but she still promised she wouldn’t tell on us being here.”
“Could she be lying?”
“Sure, but what could we do about it?”
“I got promoted,” Anakin tried to hide his enthusiasm. “I am now allowed to repair beskar'gam for the palace guard.”
Padme rubbed her eyes. “Well talking about promotions… I guess I am now the president of the parent teacher association of Ahsoka's school.”
Obi-Wan sighed. “How did every single one of us managed to make our situation even worse than it already was?”
Anakin looked at him with narrowed eyes. “Every single one of us?”
Obi-Wan closed his eyes, took a deep breath and answered. “I slept with the Mand’alor’s son.”
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How to Win Friends and Influence Assassins (AKA: the Shitbird Survival Guide) by there_must_be_a_lock for TheologyDiscography
Fandoms: DCU, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
22 Jan 2026
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The Asset stares at the child. The child is, presumably, staring back from behind the creepy white lenses of his domino mask, but it’s impossible to know for sure.
“Where in the everloving shit are your parents?” the Asset demands.
“Dead,” the kid says promptly, and grins at him again before darting forward to examine the restraints. “I got this, don’t worry.”
“I got questions for your legal guardian,” the Asset growls.
[Or: the Avengers acquire an emotional support Robin. Robin acquires an unwanted babysitter. The Winter Soldier just wants a nap.]
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Master Over Me by leapsandboundaries
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
12 Jan 2026
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“Ani, you are blessed to not have an Alpha,” Shmi said. Her voice, normally loving and easy, now took on a fierce tone that Anakin had never heard before. “An Alpha is just another master over you.”
Happily mated to Obi-Wan and expecting their first children, Anakin's world is turned upside down when Palpatine unleashes Order 66 and kidnaps an incapacitated Anakin, whom he plans to groom into his Imperial Omega. Anakin struggles to raise his children alone and survive the harsh rule of Darth Sidious as he is forced to do the Sith Lord's bidding. Meanwhile, Obi-Wan is a jaded Rebellion fighter, believing Palpatine to have murdered his mate and stolen his children.
Sweet justice, then, when the Emperor's own mate, Darth Vader, is hand-delivered to Obi-Wan.
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What It Sounds Like by UltraCaffeinatedIvy
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
22 Jan 2026
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Things are mostly looking up for Jason Todd. He’s finally earned a scholarship to Gotham Academy and has a place that actually feels like home.
He knows it's not some kind of cosmic reward for getting through a rough past, living through Catherine's addictions, his dad up and disappearing, or any of the other shit he's had to put up with.
You get dealt your hand in life, for better or —more likley— worse, and try to make the best of it.
Then Dick Grayson steps in.
Or
Where Pamela Isley adopts Jason Todd. Enrolls him in Gotham Academy and Jason struggles being a normal teenager, having friends and, of course, falls in love with Dick Grayson in the process. A coming of age story.
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the future’s breathing down the neck of the past by AdequatePomegranate
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
25 Jan 2026
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Ben knew basic rules for interacting with the fae: be polite, offer gifts, don’t eat their food, and don’t get involved in their drama. But Lord Skywalker isn’t behaving like any faerie Ben’s met before, and Ben finds himself drawn in, despite the danger.
Meanwhile, Anakin has been waiting for Obi-Wan to reincarnate for hundreds of years. He hopes that maybe, if he manages to not screw everything up like last time, he and this new Obi-Wan can be happy together.
