IHaveASlightGodComplex



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    Grian presumed his soul was actively leaving his body – providing him with just another last minute delusion to take him into the next life - until he heard music.

    His tired delusions were a lot of things, but they were never music.

    Grian blinked, once, twice, then a third time. Still, the shape on the horizon didn’t fade. The light didn’t fade. The music didn’t fade. This wasn’t the blurry shadow of what may or may not be a rock, or the light of the moon against a wave imitating a town. This was a genuine miracle. This was his relief.

    It was a ship!

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    After being cursed by a witch, Grian finds himself stuck in the form of a parrot with no way to change back, and only a conveniently handsome pirate captain to rely on until he reaches land.

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    They stopped once they reached another big clearing and oh—he’d thought Pearl had been exaggerating about how overgrown the property had become. But wild weeds and debris stretched as far as the eye could see. Fields of wheat and corn had given way to sturdy maples and pine trees.
    And the house… Well, it looked as though no one had set foot in or around it for more than a decade.
    “Told you it was bad,” Pearl half-snickered.
    “You’re exaggerating! With enough time this can all be fixed up easily.”
    “Says the carpenter. The house looks like it’s being held together with duct tape and Gramps’ old stubbornness! Are you sure this is even safe to stay in?”
    Grian waved a hand in dismissal. “I went to check it over a few days back. It’s not a luxury resort or anything, it’s covered in about an inch layer of dust and I’m pretty sure a lot of the wiring and plumbing needs to be redone, but it’s not going to collapse at a moment's notice.”
    “Reassuring,” Jimmy mumbled under his breath

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    After a rough couple of months, Jimmy realizes he needs a change. Solution? Moving back to his childhood home in Pelican Town

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    Out of nowhere the loud ringing of the phone pierced the deafening silence of the apartment, Pearl’s heart nearly giving out in surprise. Though loud, the sound was muffled, coming from behind the door leading to Jimmy’s room. Pearl’s brows knit themselves together. How had he forgotten his phone as well?
    'He’d probably leave his head behind as well if it weren’t attached to his body' she thought to herself as she hung up and headed for the bedroom, carelessly throwing the door open, only to freeze in her tracks.
    Jimmy hadn’t left his phone behind.
    He hadn’t even left the apartment.
    He was sitting on the floor, back pressed against the corner walls, knees pulled up to his chest. Red-rimmed eyes stared unfocused into nothing, erratic breaths punching out of his lungs, drowning on dry land.

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    Pearl had a gut feeling something was wrong with Jimmy, she just didn't realize how bad it had gotten.

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    Abolish is (was, he wants to say, but no, he still is) a servant. Left in the castle, he is the only breathing inhabitant, the only one awake. He waits for a moment he doesn't look forward to, and he maintains walls he doesn't need. Abolish is a servant — the best one in all the Goldsmith residence, because he is now the only one.

    Abolish waited for six hundred years.

    Or; Abolish was cursed to never leave Scott's side. He can't tell anyone about that.

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    9. Disowned by the royal family
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    Au where Jimmy was born without wings and banished to the nether and he is miraculously found by someone...

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