IKeepForgettingMyLines
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- What We Do in the Shadows (TV) (19)
- Star Trek: The Original Series (3)
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After receiving an anonymous letter from a pen pal service, Hawkeye decides to go for it, becoming fast friends with the charming and funny person on the other side of the world. They continue to exchange letters until one day, with no warning, the letters stop. To make matters worse, Trapper gets sent home, leaving Hawkeye with two friends that disappeared without saying goodbye.
At least their new surgeon, BJ, is there to keep him company and tend to his bruised heart.
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Whatever You Wish For You Keep by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandoms: What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
27 Nov 2025
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Nandor the Relentless has been trapped serving as ward to Lilith and Simon the Devious since the death of his friend and mentor, The Baron, years ago. Long gone are the nights of leading the Vampiric Council and peaceful meetings with friends - his time is now spent accomplishing whatever excruciating tasks have been given to him by his captors.
Years of cruelty and unjust punishment have left Nandor feeling hopeless, doomed to live a tortured and lonely existence for all eternity. Could a chance meeting in the woods with a handsome stranger be just the push he needs to finally escape their clutches for good?
Could all of his wishes for a better life finally come true?
CINDERELLA AU!
Now complete!!
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Under Love's Heavy Burden by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series
10 Nov 2025
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Jim Kirk, son to the Ambassadors of Earth, spends his days aboard the Enterprise performing mind-numbing duties that fall way below his skill set as a Starfleet officer. He wants to prove to his parents that he's capable of having a more important role on the ship, and that his passion for Starfleet's mission of exploration and discovery are being wasted in his lonely duties on the lower decks.
Spock, son to Vulcan Prime Minister Sarek and Vulcan Ambassador Amanda Grayson, also dreams of a life unconstrained from his parents' expectations. The upcoming alliance talks between Vulcan and the Federation are his chance to show them that he could be more than just a lowly scientist on Vulcan -- that his work could extend further into the galaxy and allow for greater scientific discovery. But personal obligations are currently keeping him tied to Vulcan, and he's prepared to do whatever it takes to leave them behind.
Both of them want more for themselves than the lives handed to them by their parents. And when the two of them meet, there’s nothing in the galaxy that will keep them apart.
It’s Romeo and Juliet, but make it Spirk.
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I Know (I Know) With the Dawn That You Will Be Gone by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
29 Oct 2025
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After a Halloween party in the mess, BJ and Hawkeye return to the swamp still in costume and still in character. With the tent to themselves, BJ decides to pretend just a little while longer.
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[Podfic] Follow The White Lines by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series
07 Oct 2025
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Jim Kirk has been wasting his days away at his father's failing auto shop, desperate for the day when he can finally leave and follow his dream of traveling the world. When a mysterious stranger pulls into the garage with emergency car troubles, Jim may finally get the push he needs to do it. [Podfic Version]
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Something Borrowed, Something Blue by IKeepForgettingMyLines
Fandom What We Do in the Shadows (TV)
09 Aug 2022
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these foolish things remind me of you (they don't) (they do) by Granspn
Fandoms: MASH (TV)
12 Sep 2020
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hawk and bj become obsessed with trying to figure out what kind of story they’re in
'“I think it might be tragedy, Beej,” Hawkeye says, elbows deep in a stomach and a chest.
“I just hope I’m Mercutio.”
“You would leave me? Make me drag your bleeding body off stage?”
“I’d have to be dead to do it.”’Bookmarked by IKeepForgettingMyLines
05 Dec 2025
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Skyscrapers in the city didn’t reach so much as hunch, Atlases under the sky’s stifling weight. High-rise lights in the distant far-up were smothered by the smog, which broke itself against the brickwork—just another murder-suicide.
One more cold night in a long spell of dark, listless, collar-turned-up evenings. New York. Nineteen fifty-three.
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Two doctors-turned-detectives meet by chance. They fall out, fall in, and fall together in the fall of 1953.
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22 Nov 2025
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In which the storm breaks in Korea, the tide breaks in Maine, and Hawkeye and BJ break down.
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15 Nov 2025
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Hawkeye turned in his arms, setting his chin on his hands, his palms flat over BJ’s sternum.
Their eyes met. BJ’s breath caught, his chest warming—God, was Hawkeye lovely. BJ told him so.
“With this nose?” Hawkeye asked, crossing his eyes.///
The war ends. Life doesn’t.
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Bookmarked by IKeepForgettingMyLines
05 Nov 2025
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Some stories we tell ourselves in order to live: March 1966 and August 1969, before, after, and between.
Bookmarked by IKeepForgettingMyLines
30 Oct 2025