I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
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bitter melodies turning your orbit around by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
21 Jun 2025
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María finds a girl in the Texas desert. The rest, as they say, is history.
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as the ring on my cold finger by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Twilight Series - All Media Types
02 Jun 2025
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"Bells?" Charlie whispers. "Dad," she whispers back, and clings to his arm so tight he must be able to feel her shaking. "Dad, I think I changed my mind."
(Halfway down the aisle at her wedding, Bella Swan stops. She thinks. And then she runs.) -
cold and tired years by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
29 May 2025
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Padme Amidala dies. And then she wakes up. [A time travel fix-it AU; ROTS Padme is sent back to AOTC.]
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a hero, understand? a hero by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
16 May 2025
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Piper McLean is given a choice: betray your friends (the gods) (the world) and save your father, or let him die. In one story, she tells them the truth, and they help her save him. In this one...well. He's her father. What else is she supposed to do?
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kind enough to be cruel about it by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
10 May 2025
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“Will, please,” Nico said for what felt like the hundredth time. “You don’t know Percy like I do. If he thinks we’re going to Tartarus…well, he just can’t know." [A rewrite of the pre-Tartarus conversation with Percy and Annabeth from TSATS.]
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- Part 1 of we are not unspectacular things
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we are not unspectacular things by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Sun and The Star - Rick Riordan & Mark Oshiro
10 May 2025
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A collection of rewritten scenes from The Sun and The Star, for moments where characterization, themes, or plots just didn't quite hit to my personal taste. In progress, because this book still has its hooks in me.
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i will never find home on the mountain by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
22 Apr 2025
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A three-part reflection on recovery, agency, and most of all, making the choice to live your own life. Nesta Archeron walks down ten thousand steps, and then keeps walking.
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temple thou hast none by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
Fandom: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
19 Oct 2022
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A collection of my Nico di Angelo fics; loosely centered on House of Hades, and processing his experiences there. Canon...adjacent?
Title from John Keats' "Ode to Psyche"- Words:
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the treachery of images by vlrnlr
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Outsiders (Comics), Teen Titans (Comics), Titans (Comics)
19 Nov 2021
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Anybody that’s been around a mortuary or overripe fruit knows that the smell of decay is sickeningly, sickeningly sweet. / Roy, on the delicate art of loving one Dick Grayson.
[Can be read as a standalone.]
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- Part 3 of home sweet something
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
15 Jan 2026
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look back in anger by vechter
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), DCU (Comics)
04 Sep 2024
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Dick and Bruce are like this:
Not the sun and moon, a love devastated by circumstance, a story of light and gravity but a different beast altogether. A nucleus fissuring into two, borne of the same energy, the same matter, the same decay.Their story has always been radioactive.
A canon-divergent take on Dick's return after Spyral featuring debilitating self-loathing and guilt, interspersed with the ordeal of being unmasked and the subsequent waning sense of personhood.
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
15 Jan 2026
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THE fic of all time. OUCH. OUCH!!
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Damian's first impression of his father's ancestral home—and thus, by extension, of his own—is of cold. His second, coming immediately after the first, is of a kind of wretched, clinging dampness. The house, barely visible through the driving rain, lurks like a great lumpen beast on the lawns, less a house than an assemblage of wings and awnings and spires, windows scattered willy-nilly across its front.
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Written for the Gotham Horror Zine!Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
09 Jan 2026
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Clark had come out of surgery not long after that. He’d looked gray, under the fluorescent lights of the clinic, and he’d leaned heavily on Bruce on the way to the Batmobile. That had been two nights ago.
And now he was standing in the center of the cave fastening his cape. He turned as Bruce approached, and his face was cheerful and open. He clapped a hand on Bruce’s shoulder and held it there, that kind of casual grounding touch he was so fond of. “There you are,” he said. “Thanks for the hospitality, but I’ve got to run. There’s a huge blaze near the chemical plant, and it could get bad very quickly.”
“You’re not leaving,” Bruce said, which was his first mistake.
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Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
08 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
THIS IS THE ONE WHERE BRUCE ALMOST GETS HYPOTHERMIA CONFESSING HIS LOVE LIKE A DUMBASS BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY IT'S GOT THAT THREE LINE CONVERSATION WITH DICK GRAYSON ABOUT DAMIAN SEEING GOOD TEAMWORK THAT WILL HAUNT ME FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS
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Clark wants to take Bruce’s hand, but Bruce would see it as pity. He wants to ask, “why didn’t you ask for help, if it was this bad?” But he doesn’t, because he knows the answer. Bruce is fiercely protective of his own independence, resents any intrusion into the territory he considers his own. If the League had tried to help, Bruce would have viewed it as an insult, proof that they didn’t think he could handle it alone.
Bruce is still staring at the far wall.
“Do you really want me to go,” Clark says.
“Please,” Bruce says. And it’s that word, the word that Bruce uses so, so rarely, that sends him out the door.
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After Bane breaks Batman's spine, Clark visits Bruce.
Bookmarked by I_reallyreally_hatemakingusernames
07 Jan 2026