I_say_things_sometimes
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- Daredevil (TV) (3)
- Marvel 616 (1)
- Our Flag Means Death (TV) (1)
- Dead Boy Detectives (TV) (1)
- Marvel (Comics) (1)
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It’s a sad song but we sing it anyway by I_say_things_sometimes
Fandoms: Dead Boy Detectives (TV)
30 Jul 2024
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I know that we joke that dead boy detectives is an Orpheus and Eurydice retelling already, but what if I actually made it that?
In which Charles can’t find Edwin in hell, so he strikes a deal with the devil himself.
It seems easy enough, walk out of hell and Edwin will follow, as long as Charles doesn’t turn around to check if his best mate is still behind him. -
Historically accurate Izzy Hands / Israel “Basilica” Hands by I_say_things_sometimes
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 Oct 2023
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Welcome to me sharing fun facts about the historical pirate known as Israel “Basilica” Hands. This is really just me going over some of the things we see in season 1 and 2 that are inspired by historical facts and nerding out over it because I need to distract myself from the finale. So come nerd out with me! I’ll try to keep it short because I’m not your schoolteacher, but I make no promises.
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Amy and the Devil by I_say_things_sometimes
Fandoms: The Punisher (TV 2017), Daredevil (TV)
02 Oct 2022
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When Amy goes to New York to visit Frank she runs into a certain horned vigilante, she definitely does not need his help against a mugger though.
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Matt and the cat by I_say_things_sometimes
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Marvel Meow (Comic), Marvel 616
26 Jul 2022
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There were many nights were Matt sneaked back into his own apartment through his bedroom window. It appears that after one particular rough night he might have forgotten to close the window all the way.
This is just a retelling the daredevil chapter of a comic called marvel meow by Nao Fuji. If you haven’t read it yet you should definitely check it out, it is adorable! But you don’t need to read it in order to read this fic.
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Brett notices that every time he sees Matthew Murdock the guy seems to have some type of badly hidden injury and a flimsy excuse to go with it. He knows something is wrong and it might be time to investigate. Foggy Nelson would never hit his blind boyfriend, right??
In this fic Matt is still daredevil but him and Foggy are in a relationship and their friends are getting a little suspicious of Matt being consistently injured. There is no actual domestic violence in this fic as it is of course all a big misunderstanding, but I'm giving you the warning either way as there is talk of domestic violence.
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Wyatt was not, like, nosy. For sure, he was interested. He was curious. He engaged with people, obviously, because most people were interesting and engaging and had cool thoughts and said neat stuff if you asked.
So, no. Wyatt wasn’t nosy, but he wasn’t stupid, either.
Or: A Bromance Blooms In Ottawa
Or: The Ballad of Wyatt and Ilya- Language:
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12 May 2026
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@MLHTracker by summerblood for arenasoundsystem (cutflowersounds)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
21 Dec 2025
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MLH Tracker @MLHTracker
rozanov81 (Ilya Rozanov) started following 3 and unfollowed 0:✅ montrealmetros (The Montreal Metros)
✅ shanehollanderofficial (Shane Hollander)
✅ metrosworst (Worst Metros Plays)
⏎ 55 ⟳ 39 ♡ 732rozanov defender @gremlinroz
... alright who told ilya about the mlh tracker
⏎ 0 ⟳ 10 ♡ 63lea @rozanovsss
getting ready for the game on thursday i see... masterful trolling
⏎ 5 ⟳ 1 ♡ 37The history of Hollanov, primarily as seen through the MLH Tracker on Twitter.
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08 May 2026
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Pour Decisions by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 Mar 2026
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Hayden Pike and his group chat of coworkers are pretty sure their new manager Shane has a parasocial obsession with a professional hockey player.
He talks about him constantly, knows everything about him, watches every game, and even has candid photos of him that are definitely not available through conventional sources. So naturally, they decide to intervene to find him a man who actually knows he exists.
Shane, for his part, has no idea what they're talking about.
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08 May 2026
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Is Ilya Rozanov Really....? (A 5+1 story) by Ubiquitously_Ubiquitous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
18 Dec 2025
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Is Ilya Rozanov really . . . ?
Or after Ilya signs with the Ottawa Centaurs, five times Ilya’s new neighbors in Ottawa learned he was nothing like they expected, plus the one time he was.
A 5 + 1 story.
1. Is Ilya Rozanov really moving in next door?
2. Is Ilya Rozanov really not a playboy after all?
3. Is Ilya Rozanov really dating someone (maybe even…a man)?
4. Is Ilya Rozanov really friends with Shane Hollander?
5. Is Ilya Rozanov really dating Shane Hollander?
+ 1 We love you, Ilya!
Bonus: Ilya Rozanov + Shane Hollander = Stanley Cup**Note: this fic takes place during the events of The Long Game, so it contains spoilers if you have NOT read TLG yet.**
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- Part 4 of Shane/Ilya Stories
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07 Apr 2026
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Operation: How Gay Can We Go? by CaptainKitler
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Feb 2026
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What if the video never leaked and their relationship was still a secret when Shane joined the Ottawa Centaurs? The team wait in anticipation for Rozanov's reaction to his career-long rival joining their team... but wait a minute, they're jumping into each other's arms, giggling like a couple of schoolgirls?
Aka 5 times Ilya and Shane’s 'friendship' seems really gay and the 1 time everyone realises it’s been actually gay the whole time.
Cue the Ottawa Centaurs being absolutely clueless, the Montreal Metros mourning the loss of their best player, and the Centaur WAG's (+Harris) being absolutely done with their ignorant partners.
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04 Apr 2026