InadequateAllAlong
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The story of the crazy cat lady (except she ain’t a lady) by InadequateAllAlong, monfivela
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
08 Dec 2025
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"You're going to become a cat lady living all alone in a book-filled apartment."
It was a joke. It was a warning.
Number Five took it as his new calling in life.Soft porn in G for the homebody reader.
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Edit: Mon Fivela Advent Calendar
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Is This a Sweet Treat? by ClumsyBookworm18, InadequateAllAlong, LokiNightfury
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
30 Oct 2025
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Food blogger Lila Pitts didn’t mean to fall for a pair of hands. She also didn’t mean to crash into a bartender with green eyes and a bad attitude. Now she’s caught between an anonymous baker online and a real-life grump who makes irritation look good—with no idea quite how to navigate herself out of either situation without making a fool out of herself. Apparently the universe, much like her algorithm, has a strange sense of humor.
Life’s full of little accidents. Some just come dusted with sugar.
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I Am Much Too Alone In This World, Yet Not Alone Enough by InadequateAllAlong for HansoDax, LokiNightfury, monfivela
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
01 Aug 2025
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The two daemons weren’t fighting, not at all. They sat side by side, closer than they should be considering the blatant antagonism between Lila and Five, observing the scene, and judging their human counterparts for choosing violence when they could be using their words instead.
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Is Your Drama Going to Have an Intermission Soon? I Need to Pee by InadequateAllAlong for Stephsageek
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
09 Mar 2025
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Klaus is on a mission. To keep Diego alive, his relationship with Lila must die. Five is the best assassin Klaus knows and therefore the ideal person for the job.
Mission Codename: The Save Diego Initiative
Mission Objective: Destroy Diego’s marriage and save his life.
Mission Parameters: Make Five and Lila realize they’re in love.
Procedure: Clue each other onto their feelings through thoughtful St. Valentine’s gifts.
Timeline: About a week.
Klaus can do this. He is a trained Umbrella Academy operative after all. -
A kiss is a secret which takes the lips for the ear by InadequateAllAlong
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)
20 Jan 2025
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Five times Lila kisses Five + 1 time he kisses her.