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A Perfect Date Goes Horribly Wrong by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
08 Feb 2019
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“I think we’re fine as since we’re in the bigger boat.” Tony looked nervous as the swan swam closer. “People don’t get attacked by swans, right? They’re like ballerinas and ballerinas don’t attack people.”
“Well I mean” Bucky’s eyes widened when another swan approached from the other side. “You’ve met Nat? Because she is definitely a ballerina that would attack you."
“Yeah, she is pretty terrify–ING! OH MY GOD BUCKY HELP!” Tony screeched when one of the swans jerked towards him, wings flaring and mouth open. “WHAT IS HAPPENING!?”
“Tony, wait! You’re going to fall!” Bucky grabbed at Tony’s belt loops before he pitched over the side of the swan boat. "I’m sure the bird’s just posturing– HOLY SHIT IT TRIED TO BITE ME!”
Tony screamed when Bucky screamed, the boat rocking dangerously and nearly throwing them over the sides. The bird swam away and Bucky got them settled so the boat operator would stop shouting at them from shore.“Uh, Buck?” Tony squeaked. “We have a bigger problem than mean swans.”
“The boats sinking and we’re going in the water?”
“Yep.”
“Dripping in disgusting lake goo?”
“Most likely.”
“Bring it on.”
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- Part 4 of Valentines Day Fics!
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Murder Floof by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
10 Aug 2019
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"I’d like to file a formal complaint!” Steve announced a few days later, stomping into the kitchen and leveling one of those patented All American scowls in Tony’s direction. “Why would you give Bucky a kitten? The damn thing is like a hairball of knives! PLUS he named it Steve! Bucky named that piece of fuzz Steve cos he said it acts like me before the serum!"
"You before the serum.” Tony had to work very VERY hard to keep his face calm. “Why– why ever would that be?"
"Because its tiny and scrappy and it’s mouth is too gotdang big for its size!” Steve yelled. “Bucky gave it a bath and then took a picture and sent it to me! He said Kitten Steve looked like a drowned rat just like Human Steve used to!"
“Uh yes, good morning?” Clint also stuck his head into the kitchen. “I’m here to file a formal complaint? Bucky is teaching Kitten Steve to hunt birds and if that mangy cat takes out any more of my hair, I will be billing Stark Industries to pay for a toupee, alright?"
"Oh good I’m so glad Kitten Steve is catching on.” Steve muttered.
(Or: Tony gets Bucky a kitten and shenanigans and falling in love ensue)
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- Part 46 of Short Stories!
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Christmas Wish by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
08 Dec 2021
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“You could ask Santa for a boyfriend at the Christmas Party!” Morgan cried in excitement. “Isn’t that what you told Auntie Peggy? That you needed a boyfriend or you might actually die of horn--”
“Okay! And that’s enough out of you!” Tony clapped his hand over Morgan’s mouth in a futile attempt to hush the little girl up, as if she hadn’t already said about the most embarrassing thing humanly possible in front of the world’s hottest security guard. “Mr. Barnes, thank you for the information on the Christmas party, and uh--uh we’ll see you later?”
“Have a good night, Mr. Stark.” Armed with the information that apparently Tony wanted a boyfriend for Christmas-- and pausing long enough to watch the way that booty moved when Tony hurried towards the elevator-- Bucky picked up his phone to text one of the other security guards.
From Bucky: Stevie, let me be Santa this year
From Steve: Why so you can have that hot science teacher sit on your lap?
From Bucky: .... yes?
From Steve: OH MY GOD BUCKY
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- Part 11 of Christmas Fics!
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Peggy Protocol by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
30 Jul 2017
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Tumbly Prompt== Post CACW and Jarvis suggests Tony reprogram his AI to a familiar, comforting voice since he knows that Tony still misses JARVIS.
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Soft Core by NotEvenCloseToStraight
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
15 Oct 2019
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All of Tony's ideas for birthday presents for Steve were terrible, so after much deliberation and quite a few discarded ideas, Tony decided to go the cheesy route. Get Steve some ridiculous Captain America paraphernalia. Star spangled pajama pants. A build a bear with a shield. A t-shirt. Something.
And that was how Tony had ended up stumbling upon– and it was a completely accidental stumble, mind you, he couldn’t stress that enough– what amounted to soft core porn starring one very nearly nude Captain America.
Tony had been staring at the almost porn for at least three hundred years now, and he wasn’t inclined to stop anytime soon.
It was… it was ridiculous. It was fantastic. It would be burned into Tony’s retinas from now until the end of time.
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