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  1. Rec 46

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    Something must've gone wrong in Derek's plan, as he not only survived the king, but Avery also still remembered him.

    In order for Derek to have survived the King in Yellow, he ended up in a sereve condition. Avery can locate him via IP adress from the Minecraft server, and travel to his rescue.

    Yeah lets get this romance going

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    09 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    CRYING SOBBING I LOVE THIS,,

    whoops I forgot I already left a book mark. Anyways adding to this: I like the writing, its simple, its nice, its not too complicated nothing is rushed. It’s nice it’s warm. Not only that but it’s written by a Brazilian, I love it when my country gets recognition!!! Yippie

  2. Rec *

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    Was this his own body?
    Was this someone else’s body?
    Was he dreaming?
    Was all of that with Avery and the King in Yellow a dream?
    If this was someone else, how many coincidences were there that his name was Derek and was born on the same day?

    He quickly opened the camera application on the laptop, and a foreign, alien, face stared back.

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    OR: Derek, from 2016, reincarnates into a body in 2026, coincidentally in another Derek.
    How will this fare for him?

    (Slow burn. I reply to every comment I see so the comment number is higher than the kudos... aha...)

    (Crossover with other minecraft ARGs but watching them is not needed! I think.)

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    09 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love the way this is structured, it doesn't have a scientific explanation for how stuff happens because well it's a fluff fanfic. But it’s certainly fun to watch both of them be oblivious about each other’s identities. I also like the crossovers they don't feel out of place!

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    Blocky eyes formed haphazardly from what Derlord guessed was its face, then a mouth that smiled sheepishly at him, wide and wobbly.

    “…Really.”

    Derlord dragged a hand down his face, pinching the bridge of his nose. He didn’t know why he expected anything else.

    “A slime block,” he muttered, “Three months of savings…gone.”

    The cube squelched softly in response.

     

    Or
    Fantasy au where adventurer D3rlord3 summons his first familiar, and of course, it’s a slime.

    (Aka, pure silly fluff)

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    09 May 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This has been my favorite fanfic for a while now, i find myself re-reading it every few days cause its just so good. Its written quite simply but in a good sense, it reminds you of those rpg animes you find on tiktok with an artificial narration and just get stuck watching it cause its so stupidly interesting. I like the dynamic they have (aka derek and avery have), and this is the first time I have enjoyed derking willingly! Just make hastur really stupid about it wonderful

  4. Rec *

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    The thing about time is that it's relative. If something happens in one moment it also happens in every moment throughout all of its existence.

    That is to say that when a fraction of a fraction of the King slips into Avery's mind on New Year's Eve, Avery also wakes up a year prior with omnipotence, a world's worth of grief, and his best friend's real-life address burning in his head.

    Along the way he picks up a baseball bat. It's a necessary provision for smashing Derek's laptop into a thousand pieces before he can so much as launch Minecraft.

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    Time Travel (sorta?) Fix-It

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    07 Apr 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    THE WRITING WHAT THE FUCK????

  5. Rec 86

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    Despite all odds, Seven and C00lkidd, out at sea during a vicious storm, land unharmed on an isolated island in the region referred to as the Tempest. But the island holds secrets, relics lost to time and eroded by the sea. Entrusted as the island's lighthouse keeper, a title holding more weight than Seven could imagine, Seven and C00lkidd become a staple of the small population. Perhaps the island's secrets will not stay hidden for long. Perhaps they will approach Seven themselves.

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    24 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This was made by oomf, but I recommend it, not just because its oomf… their writing is amazing!!!