JadeM
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- Formula 1 RPF (1)
- House of Guinness (TV) (1)
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Deus ex Machina - a story of love, hubris, and deeply underpaid house staff by JadeM
Fandoms: Formula 1 RPF
17 Dec 2025
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One man cursed by arrogance. One man cursed by curiosity. One castle cursed by bad management.
Seb calls it’s character development. Nico calls it an operational disaster. Daniel calls it hilarious.
Charles and Max are in denial (and possibly in love), Lando and the rookies are starting a hostile takeover, George can't stop making tea, and Lewis just wants to avoid his ex-situationship whilst keeping the others in line.
Leo the dachshund might be divine intervention, and Oscar? Well, he justs wants to go home.
Oh, and Carlos is still in Monaco crying because his muse ghosted him mid-overture and Pierre won't tell him why.
There’s magic, tea, moral philosophy, and one very tired château doing its best to survive them all.
OR:
The Beauty and The Beast AU literally no one asked for!
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A Study in Devotion (If it's all in my head, tell me I've got it wrong) by JadeM
Fandoms: House of Guinness (TV)
20 Oct 2025
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“You always think in terms of repair, Edward. A thing breaks, you fix it. You’ve built an empire upon that principle. But what if this cannot be fixed?”
“Everything can be fixed,”
“Even sin?”
Arthur stepped closer, the firelight catching the faint sheen of sweat at his temple. “Tell me, brother,” he murmured, “what precisely do you intend to fix? My reputation? My marriage? Or the part of me that no amount of prayer or confessional has ever cured?”
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OR: After the shooting, Edward Guinness does what he does best — he tries to fix things. The campaign, the family, his brother. But what happens when loyalty becomes something far more dangerous: a quiet, impossible devotion that threatens to unravel them both as guilt, and desire blur beyond recognition.
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Paul survives the assault on Arrakis only to be placed in shackles and shipped away to Giedi Prime. Worse still, he's parted from the rest of his men and sold to a pleasure house in Harko. A chance encounter with the na-Baron is everything he’s dreaded, but it could also be his greatest hope yet for escaping his fate.
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Leo's always preferred boys, but he's never had a type until stepping into high school, never really cared for what kind of boy he liked until he suddenly did, wanted to be fucked in the locker rooms by the basketball captain, face pressed against the sting of the cold metal doors, back arching and moulding to the flit of someone's fingers down his spine.
aka, the one where Cristiano's the MVP basketball captain and Leo is essentially a nobody.
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“I need to see you,” Louis says now while they’re on the phone.
Harry smiles, because even though Louis is constantly surrounded by hot models and rich designers, he still wants to come back to Harry. “I want to see you, too,” he mumbles, turning his face and pressing it into his pillow.
Louis hums and they lay in silence for a beat before he says, “I still want to kiss you, y’know.”
Harry can feel his face heat up and he presses his grin into his pillow. “I know,” he says. “I want you to.”
OR, the one where Harry is a zookeeper and Louis is a famous underwear model and they meet while Louis is doing a photoshoot at Harry's zoo. Harry may or may not save Louis' life. Fluff, angst and pining ensue.Title is from Bastille's Durban Skies.