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    Christmas is supposed to be a time of giving and caring, but nine-year-old Harry Potter knows the Dursleys will do whatever they can to make him miserable. After a terrible day at primary school, he doesn’t expect the evening at Number Four, Privet Drive to be any better, but perhaps it’s not too late for something good to happen.…

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    13 Apr 2025

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    “Come on,” was all Jayce said. “I’m taking you home.”
    Viktor shook his head, eyes widening slightly. After a moment of trying to organize his racing thoughts, he looked down and said,
    “I am not sure being alone would be the most responsible thing for me at the moment.”
    “Alright, well… No problem, then.”
    The other man looked up, confused. It still sounded very much like a problem. The sentiment must have been clear on his face because Jayce quickly explained.
    “Viktor, I am officially inviting myself to sleep over.”

    If Viktor had ever imagined getting Jayce into his bed, it would not have been like this.

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    24 Nov 2024

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    Stanley Pines, age 26, wakes up in a park to a nerd staring at him. The kid says his name is Dipper and that he's on a mission to reunite Stan with his brother. Stan doesn't really want to do this, but Dipper is offering to pay, and he says his brother is in trouble. Stanley will always help Stanford, no matter what shit has happened in the past, so he sets off.

    Stanford Pines, age 26, wakes up in his house to a teenage girl chatting with his friend, Fiddleford McGucket. The girl- Mabel, supposedly- knows all about his muse and their dalliances because she is, also supposedly, his great-niece from the future. While he does not want to reunite with Stanley necessarily, she essentially blackmails him into being nice when he arrives. Because apparently Stanley is coming to his house. Joy.

    (Dipper and Mabel, on the eve of their 18th birthday, are sent back in time to their Grunkles 1 year before the portal is completed. They both, separately and then together, work to fix the mistakes of the past. Featuring a matchmaking Mabel and a scam artist icon Dipper.)

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    20 Sep 2024

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    “This is the most stupid thing you’ve ever done!” Hermione yells after Harry. Then she blinks. They’re no longer at Grimmauld Place and, sitting huddled together on a familiar four-poster bed with red hangings, are four teenaged boys, staring avidly at them. Well, this is just brilliant, she thinks. “And you didn’t even get the year right!”

     

    Or: the one in which Harry is done with the war and thinks it’s time he got something he wanted for a change. He misses his godfather, goddammit.

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    12 Mar 2024

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    I was okay with going on another adventure. I like the challenge, especially considering how bonkers this place was already. Crazy magic, er, chakra? Fine. Aliens? New, but definitely down for it. Fighting another champion of the gods? Hell yes! But tell me why that petty bitch Fate decided to completely blind me in exchange for my original abilities and OP peepers that an entire fucking clan already had acsess to.

    Okay, fate, you wanna go there? Fine, but ima fuck up your plans for this place so hard you won’t even recognize it when I’m done.

    Bring it on.

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    09 May 2023