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Christmas is supposed to be a time of giving and caring, but nine-year-old Harry Potter knows the Dursleys will do whatever they can to make him miserable. After a terrible day at primary school, he doesn’t expect the evening at Number Four, Privet Drive to be any better, but perhaps it’s not too late for something good to happen.…
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13 Apr 2025
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I will stay so the lantern in your heart won't fade by OrangeChickenPillow
Fandoms: Arcane: League of Legends (Cartoon 2021)
10 Jul 2022
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“Come on,” was all Jayce said. “I’m taking you home.”
Viktor shook his head, eyes widening slightly. After a moment of trying to organize his racing thoughts, he looked down and said,
“I am not sure being alone would be the most responsible thing for me at the moment.”
“Alright, well… No problem, then.”
The other man looked up, confused. It still sounded very much like a problem. The sentiment must have been clear on his face because Jayce quickly explained.
“Viktor, I am officially inviting myself to sleep over.”If Viktor had ever imagined getting Jayce into his bed, it would not have been like this.
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24 Nov 2024
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Stanley Pines, age 26, wakes up in a park to a nerd staring at him. The kid says his name is Dipper and that he's on a mission to reunite Stan with his brother. Stan doesn't really want to do this, but Dipper is offering to pay, and he says his brother is in trouble. Stanley will always help Stanford, no matter what shit has happened in the past, so he sets off.
Stanford Pines, age 26, wakes up in his house to a teenage girl chatting with his friend, Fiddleford McGucket. The girl- Mabel, supposedly- knows all about his muse and their dalliances because she is, also supposedly, his great-niece from the future. While he does not want to reunite with Stanley necessarily, she essentially blackmails him into being nice when he arrives. Because apparently Stanley is coming to his house. Joy.
(Dipper and Mabel, on the eve of their 18th birthday, are sent back in time to their Grunkles 1 year before the portal is completed. They both, separately and then together, work to fix the mistakes of the past. Featuring a matchmaking Mabel and a scam artist icon Dipper.)
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20 Sep 2024
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“This is the most stupid thing you’ve ever done!” Hermione yells after Harry. Then she blinks. They’re no longer at Grimmauld Place and, sitting huddled together on a familiar four-poster bed with red hangings, are four teenaged boys, staring avidly at them. Well, this is just brilliant, she thinks. “And you didn’t even get the year right!”Or: the one in which Harry is done with the war and thinks it’s time he got something he wanted for a change. He misses his godfather, goddammit.
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- Part 1 of broken world
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12 Mar 2024
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I was okay with going on another adventure. I like the challenge, especially considering how bonkers this place was already. Crazy magic, er, chakra? Fine. Aliens? New, but definitely down for it. Fighting another champion of the gods? Hell yes! But tell me why that petty bitch Fate decided to completely blind me in exchange for my original abilities and OP peepers that an entire fucking clan already had acsess to.
Okay, fate, you wanna go there? Fine, but ima fuck up your plans for this place so hard you won’t even recognize it when I’m done.
Bring it on.
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- Part 5 of The Soul of Change
- Part 1 of A Ninja
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09 May 2023
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It's no secret that Ryan is crushing hard on his friend. He and Ray had been close for years, and there was no one he'd rather hang out with. But when a mishap involving members of a rival gang at the carnival reveals who Ray really is, Ryan finds himself pulled into a whirlwind of crime and magic. Worst of all, he might not even want to leave it.
NOTE: unfortunately this story is SO Ryan-heavy that I cannot feasibly edit this. I can't change the main character short of making a thinly veiled OC. So if you can't read it anymore, believe me I understand. If you can separate the man from the character, more power to you. Just understand that for this (and any other stories without these notes on them), I have no plans to edit as of now. Please know I do not support RH in any shape or form now.
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20 Jul 2017
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Ray always knew of The Vagabond- but like most other people in the city, he'd never seen more than a flash of a skull mask, heard the roar of a supercar down the street, listened to the whispered rumours about a group of criminals that were sub-human, with magic glowing from their fingertips and pouring from their eye-sockets.
Ray never paid much attention to rumours. As far as he was concerned- he and Michael were a pretty efficient enough team on their own, powers or otherwise. So when the ever elusive Geoff Ramsey takes an interest in them, he's skeptical. it's just hard to keep someone as mysterious as The Vagabond at arms length when he's so fucking addictive.
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“I have a reasonably approximate knowledge about most of the people in this city.” The Vagabond shrugged as they walked towards the doors. “However, I pride myself on having extensive knowledge of the people Geoff take interest in, Ray Narvaez Jr.”
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18 Apr 2017
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The Meme I Didn't Keep a Dream by Michaelinthebathroomeatingsourcream
Fandoms: Voltron: Legendary Defender
09 May 2017
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A bunch of gay dorks and a group chat
Lance= Lancelot
Keith= Dat gay
Pidge= Pigeon
Hunk= Mom
Shiro= Space dad
Allura= Beat yo ass
Matt= MattpattSeries
- Part 4 of Fandom group chats
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17 Apr 2017
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Expomise: a transformation spell that bonds two objects together.
/ Yuuri is at Hogwarts. So is everyone else./“Hey,” Yuuri dares to say, voice low, “Maybe we should write this down…?”
“Oh,” Victor blinks in surprise at him, his long fingers wrapped around a long dark brown wand, “Sure, you can take notes.”
Pause. Yuuri doesn’t really want to say anything, but he powers through. He’s going to make new friends and be more outgoing, he has to. “Aren’t you gonna do it, though? Do you have a really great memory?”
The boy stares at him as if he’s from another planet, “I’m Victor Nikiforov.”
Yuuri stares back, uncomprehending, “Yeah, you have a cool name.”
“No, I mean,” Victor purses his lips, frowning in confusion, glancing to check if their Professor’s looking at them, “I’m like, Victor Nikiforov.”
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- Part 1 of Expomise
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25 Nov 2016
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Does he not realise he's dead?
Keith can see ghosts. As a part of his Garrison training, he's sent to a hospital to do one year of medical clerkship - it's there that he meets a charmingly irritating ghost who definitely needs to learn what boundaries are.
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This Place Isn't Hell by project_melancholia
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
21 Oct 2016
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Eren Yeager is a mentally unstable sixteen-year-old just trying to get by in life.
One very bad day ends him up in his local behavioral health center where he meets a mysterious raven-haired boy named Levi.Bookmarked by JocularArchivist
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Eren's tired of the same old shit. Wake up, go to school, get shoved around, come home, get yelled at, do homework, sleep. And repeat. Despite his bright pastel colored wardrobe, the colors on the outside don't match what's on the inside. He desperately needs a change. And the "bad boy" at his new all-boys private school might just be the answer.
But is the change worth the outcome?
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05 Aug 2016
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Warm (There's Nowhere Else) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
05 May 2016
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In which Grisha's a dick, Eren gets kicked out, and Levi just so happens to be the person he crashes into.
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05 Aug 2016
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Eren is a kindergarten teacher that feels like he'll never be good enough for anything while Levi, on the other hand, is a Demon disguised as a business man and grows bored of all of his play things but along comes this bright-eyed brat that captures his attention. What happens when Levi gets summoned by Eren, unbeknownst to the kid, and can't seem to leave him alone?
Or where Eren is a teacher with panic attacks and Levi is a demon/business man that is trying to escape something that won't quite go away.
DISCONTINUED - SEE CHAPTER 11 FOR MORE INFORMATION AND A LINK TO THE NEW STORY
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05 Aug 2016