Joe_Homunculus
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Von Karma tries to traumatize Miles by virtue of German children's TV. It backfires.
(this won't make any sense if you don't know who "Bernd das Brot" is. This story was written very shortly after an episode about him on Last Week Tonight)
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Of band-aids and superheros by Joe Homunculus (Joe_Homunculus)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
03 Aug 2025
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It starts, as most things in his life do, as an accident. He's fifteen, and just finally hit his growth-spurt and that must mean that he's almost a real grown-up man now, right? And real grown-up men need to shave. Well, if he's honest with himself, he doesn't need to shave, not yet, not really. But there are a few hairs growing on his chin, there are, you just have to look veeeery closely. And so he decides to nick one of his mom's single-use razors (the electric one of his father scares him a little bit) and shaves himself.
Or: Gumshoe tries to shave for the first time. He looses a few hairs and a bit of blood, but he gains something much more meaningful
Or or: The origin story of that band-aid.
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Chaos + Chaos = ? by Joe Homunculus (Joe_Homunculus)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
25 Jul 2025
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Written for the kink meme prompt: "Larry joins the LAPD, and him and Gumshoe become crime-fighting partners... much to Miles' dismay" and the comment "Especially if they end up accidentally being competent" (https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/5253.html?thread=13413765 and https://pw-kink-meme.dreamwidth.org/12220.html?thread=18894012#cmt18894012)
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Liminality by Joe Homunculus (Joe_Homunculus)
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
19 Nov 2023
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Franziska contemplating gunshots, rites of passage, and fireworks.
(and her relationship with her father)
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Unhappy holidays by Joe Homunculus (Joe_Homunculus)
Fandoms: 大逆転裁判 | Dai Gyakuten Saiban | The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles (Video Games)
10 Apr 2023
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Written for a PWKM-prompt requesting any character being miserable on Christmas (has been heavily edited). I chose a very contemplative and lonely Herlock pre-canon who's stuck in a chemical lab. This is tagged "Hurt No Comfort" for a reason.
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In a Different Light by crushermyheart08
Fandoms: All Creatures Great and Small (TV 2020)
03 Oct 2023
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In which Mr Farnon finds himself at his wits end and employs a housekeeper. This is the story of their first meeting, and the months thereafter.
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01 Feb 2026
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A little light conversation.
"You don't talk about the war."
"One doesn't, as a rule."
Bookmarked by Joe Homunculus (Joe_Homunculus)
29 Jan 2026
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pain is like cold water, your brain just get's used to it. by serendipitous_pseudonym
Fandoms: All Creatures Great and Small (TV 2020)
14 Jul 2025
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He was ranting about some farmer he’d been out to see, he was going on and on about how the farmer had been incompetent and wasted his time. He’d then reached past Audrey to get the whiskey, but she didn’t see what he was doing, he moved so quickly, and for a moment she was suddenly back in the marriage she’d run away from.
She flinched. And everything stopped.
Siegfried stood still, his hands dropping to his side, his words failing him for a moment.
She looked at him, realising what she’d done.
‘Mrs Hall, I wasn’t going to…’ he couldn’t finish his sentence, his eyes meeting hers, as though he was putting it all together in his head. And she couldn't bear it.
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A look into Audrey's life before Skeldale, her marriage, leaving it and then coming to Skeldale and meeting Siegfried and the others, inspired by the Noah Kahan song 'pain is cold water'
Bookmarked by Joe Homunculus (Joe_Homunculus)
28 Jan 2026
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wie das Auge hold er öffnet by marschallin
Fandoms: All Creatures Great and Small (TV 2020)
09 May 2023
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How quickly the memories came back. Listening to the Liebestod over and over again with them, and the newborn Tristan looking just like a newborn kitten. The fresh snowfall that night. Siegfried ran to send a telegram to Evelyn, who was away at secretarial school. BABY BROTHER BORN STOP EVERYONE HEALTHY STOP HE IS CALLED TRISTAN STOP. Why on earth had he sent a telegram to a woman who wasn’t yet his wife, announcing the birth of a child that wasn’t his? What an enormous waste of money.
The first eighteen years of Siegfried and Tristan trying, somehow, to be brothers.
Bookmarked by Joe Homunculus (Joe_Homunculus)
10 Jan 2026
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The Reasonable Man Test by realizationtime
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
10 Feb 2025
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It begins with a diary, like all things with Daddy do.
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(In which Trucy discovers Phoenix’s diary, reads it, and learns a whole lot of miserable dad-lore in the process.)
Bookmarked by Joe Homunculus (Joe_Homunculus)
06 Dec 2025