Joe_Spooky



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    Oh no my glASSes: “have martin ‘forget’ to bring jon tea”

    Scooby snacc: :0

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    A TMA group chat fic with pranks, pining, and many half-baked attempts to get jon to have one (1) willing social interaction.

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    30 Nov 2025

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    one of the best TMA fics i’ve ever read definitely worth reading again

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    “Jonah Magnus.” The cloudy silhouette snarled as it’s hand clamped tightly around Jonah's ascot. That was indeed his name, but Jonah couldn’t begin to fathom what he did to have it spat out with such hatred.

    But nonetheless, Jonah was a gentleman and he would kindly address the angry figure as politely as possible, “Yes, and you are?”

    “What?” The form spluttered as it slowly came into focus. Ah, yes. That probably wasn’t the proper response to being held at gunpoint by a random stranger. Must have been the blow to his head.

    (Or in which Jonathan Sims goes back in time and tries to pull a Terminator, but fails and Jonah Magnus finds a new mystery to solve.)

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    Jon and Elias are sleeping together. Most people think this is magic reason why underqualified, notorious bastard Jon managed to score the Head Archivist position. Jon is just trying to not fall apart at the seams as his boss keeps making demands.

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    25 Dec 2025

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    The Magnus Archives, except nobody dies (mostly?), and they all have reddit. It goes about as well as you can expect.

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    Posted by u/ebouchard 2 months ago

    My husband has embarrassed me at the annual institute holiday party for the last time. I want another divorce.

    My husband, soon to be ex-husband if all goes as planned, was leering at an archival assistant the other day. He also had a bit too much to drink, and started talking about various…personal activities that I would’ve preferred be undisclosed. Now, I’ve divorced him before, but this time he seems fit to antagonize me and not sign the papers. Not just that, but he’s also disappeared, which isn’t uncommon but is still frustrating when I’m trying to divorce him. He always gets in a hissy fit when I divorce him, but this time he’s just being petty.

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    tl;dr: my husband ran away in an attempt to be petty and now I can’t divorce him. What do I do?

    Edit: Please stop making remarks on the healthiness of our relationship. It’s none of your business, and we are perfectly fine.

    Edit: We got divorced again since I made the first post.

    Edit: We are now remarried again.

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    "It's not as if there's some kind of–of biological imperative that touch leads to kissing and kissing leads to sex."

    "Pretty sure there is," Tim murmured with a raised eyebrow

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    The Archives team helps out.

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    11 Nov 2025