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    A series of JDM related fics

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    A series of fics - all set in the same timeline/universe/plotline etc etc

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  1. Public Bookmark 80

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    Ed and Stede both love a do (mainly for the chance to dress up in nice clothes and dance like a tit, like they needed any excuse to do that). Lucius, though, seems to have a new thing to celebrate every other week, and as entertaining a host as the boy is, they do start to get a little repetitive.

    This is why they’d decided to make this one a little more exciting.

    Stede wears a vibrating butt plug to a party. Ed has the remote.

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    06 Jan 2023

  2. Public Bookmark 83

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    It’s been a few months since the events of the Gray Man, and instead of getting killed, Lloyd Hansen managed to slip away. They still pinned the whole mess on though. Made him pretty angry. And sure, he could focus that anger on Suzanne and Carmichael and a million other unreachable targets, but why do that when he already had such an easy target? Sierra Six is the only person that’s ever been able to beat him at anything, and Lloyd, well, let’s just say he’d like to return the favor a thousand times over.

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    This is a whump fic I've had in my head since watching the Gray Man, and since I have found NO OTHER SIX/LLOYD WHUMP FICS ANYWHERE ON THE INTERNET, I decided to write this myself. Get ready for some Fucked Up Shit, my dudes. This is going to be from Six's POV, and it's going to primarily be Lloyd being sadistic and creepy and Six being snarky and defiant. At least at first...

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    30 Aug 2022

  3. Public Bookmark 39

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    “Isn’t that why you asked me over?”

    Quinn looks up at him, raising a brow. “What?”

    Eliot gestures vaguely at Quinn’s busted arm. “You can’t get out and you broke your dominant arm. What else did you ask me here for? Or, what, got a retrieval job you need me to do in your place?”

    “Please, like I need your help to punch morons,” Quinn snorts, shutting the fridge. “I asked you here because I’m hungry.”

    Eliot blinks. Then looks at the fridge, and looks back up. “You want me to cook the steaks for you?”

    “No, genius. I’m hungry hungry, as in,” and here he puts on a really shit impression of an off-brand TV Dracula, “I vant to suhck your bluuhd, kind of hungry.”

    Oh.

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    Quinn's a vampire who needs a snack. Eliot owes him one. There really isn't much else to it.

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    18 Aug 2022

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    Eliot is on board with taking one for the team. Even if he has to pretend not to be.

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    02 Aug 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 18

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    Nate is fascinated (read: turned on) by Eliot’s innocent persona. When Rucker’s goons follow them back to the hotel, he gets a chance to do something about it.

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    02 Aug 2022