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    “Are you sure you’re feeling quite all right, sir? I was but fairly sure the head hadn't been impacted.”

    “No… no, please. Listen. I’m in his body, but I’m not him. I can prove it.” Ill at ease, Clark rubbed at the back of his head, not stopping to think about the weird sensation of feeling not his own curls, but somebody else’s hair.

    The man continued to stare at him with piercing and scolding eyes. “I believe you.” He nodded. “Mister Wayne doesn’t say please this early in the morning.”

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    Clark Kent and Bruce Wayne fucked last night.

    Batman and Superman just met.

    Those two things are, unfortunately, related.

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    “It’s legit. Contract security for an event.”

    At the word legit, the entire room cringed back in distaste. Jerry held up his hands, heading off the inevitable protests before they could start.

    “I know. I know we said we weren’t doing any legit jobs. But this one is special.”

    “Who’s the client?” Jimmy asked, perceptive as ever. Jerry fought to keep himself from smiling, lowering his hands.

    “Bruce Wayne.”

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    Bruce Wayne -- billionaire playboy, owner of, at most, three brain cells -- beaten up at his own charity gala. Bruce Wayne, CEO of Wayne Enterprises out of nepotism and dumb luck, whose business wasn’t touched by corruption purely because of incompetence -- Bruce Wayne, airheaded and still generous, still kind, bloody in a stall and trying to hide it.

    His hand clenched on the stall door, crumpling it between his fingers. His eyes weren’t burning yet, but barely.

    “Who did this to you?”

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    “You had my baby?” Superman asks, tilting in the air and still staring at Experiment Thirteen, as if he's somehow forgotten both how much kryptonite Lex owns and how much kryptonite he keeps specifically in this office. “While I was dead. You had my baby while I was dead.”

    . . . alright then, Lex thinks again, both eyebrows raising this time.

    “I really wouldn’t put it that way, personally,” he says. “Also, I don’t recall saying it was in any way yours.”

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