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Wrap-Around by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
24 Jul 2025
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Anakin Falls on the battlefield, on a small dusty planet in the Mid Rim that’s largely unimportant in the grand scale of the war. His men are dying in scores around him, screaming, spilling their guts onto the pockmarked ground, and something that has been pulling tighter and tighter over the course of the war, over the course of his whole life—between one decapitated droid and the next, something snaps in his chest. He doesn't know it, but he's more than a year early.
Or: Anakin navigates the path from straight up not noticing, to denial, to buying a pair of ugly sunglasses to hide his unfortunate Darksider eye condition, to a number of Sith lords dying in uniquely creative ways. If he reaches acceptance, it just might save the galaxy.
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Banking on It by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Teen Titans - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics), Cyborg (DCU Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
14 Apr 2024
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Six months into his Titans tenure, Cyborg's first solo hostage situation gets complicated.
"...the teenager laying on the beige-tiled floor to the right finally glances back over his outstretched arm, dark glasses sliding slightly down their nose as blue eyes widen over the rims. Cyborg's own mismatched eyes widen in response because oh-shit-wait-that's-Robin."
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Tucker Foley and the Long Arc of the Paranormal Universe by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
23 Oct 2021
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Tucker is psychic and doesn't want to be, Sam is an occultist who doesn't believe in the occult, and the new kid is maybe-possibly-probably dead. And as if that weren't enough, there's a serial killer stalking Amity Park. Hold onto your berets, readers: this is going to be a weird one.
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Spot the Difference by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Nightwing (Comics), Grayson (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon)
11 Jul 2019
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"Batman fights in two dimensions. In his twenties, maybe the long-distance ninja-style leaping tackles served him well, but soon he started accumulating too much scar tissue. Heavier armor equals less upward mobility (which is an ironic phrase to use about a billionaire). Nowadays he mostly fights forward and sideways. It’s clever and clinical, but it’s not inspired. Really the main word that comes to mind is “relentless.”
"Robin fights on all three axes, X, Y, and Z. Dick’s never been able to separate the idea of impossible acrobatics from imaginary numbers. The problem is that sometimes he goes up and up and sideways and forgets which way the ground is, and then Gravity catches him again like an old ornery maiden aunt, even though he was almost sure that this time, finally, he’d left her behind him."
Short piece comparing and contrasting Dick and Bruce based on advantages and drawbacks of their armor and battle tactics. I just thought it was interesting :)
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The Award for Worst Actor Goes To... by helpivefallenandicantgetup
Fandoms: Teen Titans (Animated Series), Teen Titans (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Young Justice (Cartoon), Young Justice - All Media Types
07 Jun 2019
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Permanent Guardianship of a Minor, somewhat unlike adoption, is a legal condition that usually only lasts so long as the person being guarded is, in fact, a minor. Dick turns eighteen with the Titans, so Bruce's legal guardianship expires while they're on bad terms and opposite sides of the continent. On a totally unrelated note, minimum drinking age in the U.S. is unreasonably high and four out of five Titans don't recommend father figures.
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roll down this unfamiliar road by loosingletters
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
30 Aug 2020
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Anakin didn’t understand Jedi stories and Obi-Wan didn’t know any tales told on Tatooine. They met somewhere in the middle.
Or: Miscommunication averted.
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- Part 11 of light
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05 Aug 2025
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Practicum by asparagus_writes
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
16 Jul 2022
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Anakin has a habit of taking hits—mental, physical, and emotional—for Ahsoka. After a disaster of a mission, Anakin can’t understand why Ahsoka isn’t more grateful for this. As it turns out, the ways he protects her cause pain of their own, the kind of pain he understands too well.
Or, the similarities between master and padawan in three shatterings.
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01 Aug 2025
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The Accidental Sith, the Confused Jedi Masters, the Eager Padawan, and the Rebel Senator by ClawedandCute (Adi_Fire)
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
24 Mar 2025
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Anakin Skywalker never left Tatooine. Qui-Gon Jinn never died. Padme and Obi-Wan never met Anakin. The Clone Wars began anyway.
This is the story of a wildly Force sensitive Anakin who wants nothing to do with the Jedi and who is immediately assumed to be a Sith. This is the story of a slavery hating Padme who has to choose between the Republic and what's right. This is the story of a conflicted Obi-Wan who comes head to head with the Jedi Order's flaws and mistakes. This is the story of a living Qui-Gon Jinn who has to come to grips with his part in all that has gone wrong.
This is the story of how the Clone Wars end.
Rated M only because of violence and mature themes (noted in the tags or in chapter notes).
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28 Jul 2025
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Forgetting by Killbothtwins
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Sep 2021
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Look, if you woke up in a spaceship with no memories, wouldn't you make some guesses about who you were? If some of those assumptions happen to be wrong, well...
Obi-Wan, Anakin, Ahsoka, Rex, and Cody have amnesia.
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Bookmarked by helpivefallenandicantgetup
25 Jul 2025
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“You can’t participate in the Olympics, Dick.”
Dick blinked. “Oh…” He tried to sound casual. “Uh, yeah, no, that wasn’t even– It was a joke.” He shrugged. “The Olympics are lame.”
Bruce watched him for a long moment. “You know why, right?”
Dick forced himself to meet his eyes. “Robin, for obvious reasons.”
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or, Dick goes to the Olympics as an act of teenage rebellion.
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- Part 1 of the off season (sports AUs)