KnifeKat



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  2. Summary

    Alternate titles: Katarina vs. the World

    You know Tumblr roleplay? You know those "send this thing for my character to kill your character or try really hard to"? These are those things.

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    League of Legends, Death of the Author. Probably mostly Katarina, knowing me.

    Consistent internal storyline. Things that do not add to said storyline, but utilize its background, will be marked accordingly.

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    No story that starts with an overpass and a bottle of vodka ends well.

    Here’s how it goes: boy is lonely. Alcohol and overpass cliche. Boy meets boy. Boy loves boy. Boy does not say a word about it. Happy montage. Slice of life montage. Sad montage. Boy and boy grow further apart. Boy leaves boy. Boy does not get over it. Alcohol and overpass cliche returneth. Boy is lonely.

    Sisyphean indeed.

    :::

    Disillusioned, depressed and drunk, Viktor forgoes throwing himself off an overpass and takes the only marginally better route of texting his long-estranged best friend instead.

    Or: Jayce turns up on Viktor’s doorstep after five years.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    Viktor is a marine biologist specializing in merfolk language. Jayce is a terrestrial waste management engineer specializing in human culture. History repeats.

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    13 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    seahorse merfolk science. the good shit

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    Making the Perfect Creature Corner Island
    TheMachineHerald 1M views 5 years ago

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    The path to perfection lies in hitting, bullying, trafficking, and jailing your villagers. This is known.

    @manofprogress ✔ 5 years ago
    herald, I think we need an intervention

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    @TheMachineHerald 5 years ago
    Your mind has become clouded. The Glorious Evolution is destined.

    @husk_huck 5 years ago
    @manofprogress for what

    Smacking TheMachineHerald With a Net Until He Accepts an Ugly Villager
    manofprogress ✔ 1.6M views 5 years ago

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    yes uggos

    @TheMachineHerald 5 years ago
    You won the battle, but not the war.

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    @manofprogress ✔ 5 years ago
    smack

    @husk_huck 5 years ago
    urg… i accept the herald’s judgement but it’s so ugly

     

    AKA: Jayce is a video game challenge player and modder. Viktor is a speedrunner. This is incredibly self-indulgent.

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    08 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Just Plain Cute™

  4. Rec 24

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    "Can we try, uh, dressing up?"

    "For a formal event?"

    "No," Jayce says. "As wizards. For sex reasons."

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    Based on this art by brownfrogs.

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    24 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    vibrator wizard duel that's fully in character

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    “Of course you’re early,” he mutters, without looking her way.

    Rumi straightens, arms crossing like armor. “Of course you’re late.”

    Or: Rumi and Jinu, leaders of rival K-pop groups, are forced to collaborate on a song. Once close as trainees, Jinu shut her out without explanation five years ago and Rumi’s never stopped wondering why.

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    08 Sep 2025