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    Granger, Granger, Granger, Granger.
    In an unending echo of utter embarrassment.
    The presentation parameters were between five and ten minutes. Draco’s clocked in at seven minutes and twenty-four seconds.
    It would have been less mortifying for him to lay on the floor for that amount of time and make dying whale noises.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    Pansy Parkinson was an evil, enterprising genius. Perhaps not evil, per se, more ethically-grey. Evil adjacent.
    And pairing that pseudo-evil energy with entrepreneurial flair had landed Hermione in her current predicament.
    Draco Malfoy was approaching her table looking absolutely thrilled to be dining with her this evening.
    Except he had no idea he was dining with her.

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    11 Dec 2025

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    It began as a way for Hermione to remember her parents, to honour a part of her childhood. But now every Christmas season, Draco Malfoy finds a way into her holiday tradition of attending a performance of The Nutcracker.

    Written for D/Hr Advent 2020.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Draco and his mother had behaved like upstanding citizens for years, donated thousands of Galleons, yet apparently it only took a bit of romantic fluff with Granger and he could consider himself fully redeemed.

    A bar so low he’d barely need to raise his feet to clear it.

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    06 Dec 2025