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Citation Formatting and Other Love Languages by HeyJude19 for niffizzle
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 May 2021
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Granger, Granger, Granger, Granger.
In an unending echo of utter embarrassment.
The presentation parameters were between five and ten minutes. Draco’s clocked in at seven minutes and twenty-four seconds.
It would have been less mortifying for him to lay on the floor for that amount of time and make dying whale noises.- Language:
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11 Dec 2025
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Pansy Parkinson was an evil, enterprising genius. Perhaps not evil, per se, more ethically-grey. Evil adjacent.
And pairing that pseudo-evil energy with entrepreneurial flair had landed Hermione in her current predicament.
Draco Malfoy was approaching her table looking absolutely thrilled to be dining with her this evening.
Except he had no idea he was dining with her.- Language:
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11 Dec 2025
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It began as a way for Hermione to remember her parents, to honour a part of her childhood. But now every Christmas season, Draco Malfoy finds a way into her holiday tradition of attending a performance of The Nutcracker.
Written for D/Hr Advent 2020.
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09 Dec 2025
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The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.
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09 Dec 2025
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Movements, Contrived and Improvised by HeyJude19 for MrsButlertron
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
27 Dec 2021
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Draco and his mother had behaved like upstanding citizens for years, donated thousands of Galleons, yet apparently it only took a bit of romantic fluff with Granger and he could consider himself fully redeemed.
A bar so low he’d barely need to raise his feet to clear it.
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Bookmarked by KnightCaptain87
06 Dec 2025
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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29 Nov 2025
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After Returning from his required Exile, Draco Malfoy finds the English Wizarding World and its expectations have changed. Drastically enough it feels like he might have to start over.
But an opportunity to teach at the school he once terrorized might make all the difference.
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13 Nov 2025
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13 Nov 2025
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Because let's be real here: she is totally flirting with him, too. There's no question about it. She's flirting back hard, her hand wrapped around the stem of her wineglass and her laugh getting throatier and lower into Jessica Day sexy land.
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21 Oct 2025
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The Fabric Of The Universe Is A Little Coarse (1 Out Of 5 Stars) by ObsidianCreates
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
19 Feb 2024
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A witness is brought in who reacts badly to Shawn claiming to be psychic. When she begins to describe why, Shawn experiences something... otherworldly.
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09 Oct 2025
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07 Oct 2025
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Gus Knows Shawn Knows That He's Telling The Truth by ObsidianCreates
Fandoms: Psych (TV 2006)
11 Feb 2023
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"Really?" Shawn looks at Gus, completely unamused.
"The websites say they work."
"Crystals." Shawn gestures at his desk. "You have covered my entire workspace with crystals. This is getting sad, man."
When Gus asks Shawn how his memory actually works, the answer causes both of them to stumble into a huge realization. It will be used irresponsibly, of course.
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- Part 1 of In Between The Lines
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07 Oct 2025
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Health Effects of Dying (More than Gaining "Cool" Powers) by SocialNobody
Fandoms: Danny Phantom
04 Dec 2024
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Mr.Lancer is grading his usual essay when he comes across a surprise.
The essay is well written- if a bit strange grammatically- but well enough formulated and argued that he can't help but give extra credit. When he goes to check the name of who wrote such a beautifully done essay on the themes of "Ithaca" by Catherine Webb, he finds himself surprised to see "Danny Fenton" messily scribbled into the corner.
He'd clearly forgotten to add it before printing again, but it was easily excused with the content of the essay.
He simply HAD to get to the bottom of this little mystery.--
Hell hath no fury like the might of a Vice Principal who curses in book titles when you ignore a 504 plan.
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06 Oct 2025
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When Arthur and his knights are led into a trap and captured on Dyfed’s territory, Gwen is prompted to invoke the right of single combat. But, when Dyfed’s chosen champion is revealed to be a powerful sorceress, Merlin must take on the guise of Emrys to fight for Camelot. In doing so, the young warlock will discover just how much he is willing to sacrifice for his friends, and for the future he believes Arthur Pendragon is destined to create.
“It had never been the dragon’s prophecy he believed in so fiercely– it was Arthur. If Arthur died here, it would be like losing a part of himself. He would forever be incomplete. Severed. Merlin would remain frozen in time.”
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27 Aug 2025
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Arthur wakes to find Merlin using his magic to stop tons of rubble from crushing them both!
Can Merlin hold the stone back long enough for them to get rescued? And how will Arthur react to finding out one of his closest friends is a sorcerer?
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26 Aug 2025
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It’s not until she’s brought a basil and strawberry sponge cake to Neville Longbottom and his new girlfriend, Hannah Abbott, a dozen rhubarb hand-pies to Luna and Xenophilius Lovegood, and another basket of ganache-covered muffins to Dean and Seamus, that Hermione admits to herself what she’s actually doing: she’s making a thing of this. It’s a veritable PTSD tour. With pastries. And hand-skimmed clotted cream. And she has no idea why she’s doing it, but it’s becoming very apparent that she is.
Sometimes you're sad. Sometimes you need dessert. And sometimes, it's a little of both.
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- Part 1 of Apple Pies and Other Amends Universe
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23 Aug 2025
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“You are at St. Mungo’s. You were in a coma.” He looks me over again, taking a pause. “I am a Healer here now,” he says, like it explains something. My fingers stretch, drifting across his sleeve. He looks down, like I’ve thrown mud at him.
Forcing my vocal chords together for the first time, I whisper, “What’s your name?”
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Bookmarked by KnightCaptain87
13 Aug 2025
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When Harry helps Hermione find out the horrible truth - that Ron has been dosing her with love potions - she is furious. She is going to get her revenge on Ron in the most hurtful way she can think of – dating the one man he hates above all others.
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- Part 2 of A Counterfeit of Love
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13 Aug 2025
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The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy by speechwriter
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2021
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The night that Harry and Dumbledore return from the cave, the Death Eaters are delayed from reaching the top of the Astronomy Tower for one more minute. Draco Malfoy lowers his wand.
A Deathly Hallows rewrite in which Draco accepts Dumbledore's offer to fake his death and go into hiding with the Order of the Phoenix.
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- Part 1 of The Disappearances of Draco Malfoy
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Bookmarked by KnightCaptain87
13 Aug 2025
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"On a scale of one to ten, how comfortable would you say you are with me physically?" she asked.
"Zero."
Hermione's lips pursed in annoyance because she really should have seen that coming. How charming that the extent of his arseholery could still surprise her.In which Hermione is determined to find a loophole to free her from a forced marriage with Draco Malfoy. But with only two weeks until they are legally required to consummate, it would be irresponsible not to prepare for every contingency.
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- Part 1 of Ten out of Ten and Counting
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13 Aug 2025
