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Gary Trotter was perfectly happy, thank you very much. He had his shop, he had his flat, and he had his peace and quiet.
Well. He had those things. Until his former life comes sauntering into his shop on an ordinary Tuesday.
This is a story of neither here nor there, but all those places in between.
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Fanboy Draco Malfoy Convinces Harry Potter to Marry Him by Rootin_tootin_sandy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Nov 2022
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Draco Malfoy was going to marry Harry Potter. It didn’t matter that he was only eleven and had technically only met Harry Potter two months ago. He was a boy in love.
Harry Potter was confused. No one liked him. He didn’t have friends or even acquaintances but Draco Malfoy liked him so much he wanted to marry him! Can these two boys make it through their Hogwarts years without driving the whole school mad?- Language:
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16 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter has always been different, and his strange connection to plants marks him as the freak his Aunt and Uncle always claimed he was. The wizarding world was supposed to be an escape, but even there, he must hide the truth of his abilities. His magic doesn’t fit the rules, and secrets have a way of growing wild.
(If only there was someone who understood...)
A re-telling of the books in which Harry has more than one power the Dark Lord knows not.- Language:
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29 Sep 2025
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After the war, Harry just wants to live his life peacefully for once. Of course, fate throws him back in the path of Tom Riddle, who takes a liking to the gorgeous Chef Harry and basically kidnaps him.
Translation in Russian by Starry_Princess <3
https://ficbook.net/readfic/018ed6e2-a70a-7373-ba95-5889a75d91d3Translation in Spanish by Anyeless01 <3
https://www.wattpad.com/story/373630516-eat-your-heart-out
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"I'm afraid I may monopolize your Chef's time tonight, actually. You wouldn't mind, would you?"The owner hastened to reassure his VIP that he could have Harry for the rest of the night (thanks boss, I'm not actually a prostitute) while Amadeus scowled. All he could think was that his luck had finally run out, as the beautiful man reached a hand towards him and said,
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Harry. My name is Tom Riddle."Harry extended his hand, which the man turned and brought to his plush lips, kissing his knuckles. He swallowed thickly, hoping his voice would not waver.
"The pleasure is mine, Mr. Riddle."- Language:
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17 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter (Slut's Version) is an explicit rewriting, imagining-parody of the original saga, where Harry is cursed with uncontrollable sexual allure after voldemort tried to kill him and put half of his perverted magic inside the boy's body.
1° - Harry Slutter and the Stone of Banging: Ch1-16
2° - Harry Slutter and the Secret Fuck Chamber: Ch18-28
3° - Harry Slutter and the Prisoner of Azkaban’s Big Cock: Ch30-43
4° - Harry Slutter and the Goblet of Hot Cumshots: Ch45-60
5° - Harry Slutter and the Order of the Phoenix's Orgy: Ch62-79
6° - Harry Slutter and the Half-Blood Dick-Sucking Prince: Ch80-92
7° - Harry Slutter and the Deadly Hardcore Pounding: Ch92-115Series
- Part 1 of Harry Slutter Universe
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22 Aug 2025
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After Hours (Everyday's a Wednesday) by brownleaves for lifeisabitch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2025
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When Tonks tasks Remus with planning Teddy's 5th birthday party, he is determined that he has to bake and decorate the cake himself. Luckily, James knows just the man to help.
Messes are made, many cake lives are lost, but in his pursuit of the perfect birthday cake, Remus might just discover something much, much sweeter.AKA Remus is pathetic and very bad at cake-decorating. And apparently that's exactly what Sirius is looking for in a man. Ft. Teddy being an adorable 4yo (nearly 5!) and James Potter being a meddling menace who just wants everyone to be happy.
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08 Aug 2025