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Select All by Regolith (metonym)
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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Anyway, Shane didn't remember exactly what was in the folder ... But he knew they were all good shots of him.
He hastily clicked open the folder, his eyes barely glancing through the dozen or so shots there, vaguely registering a picture with a sunset background from his condo balcony, something of him laughing, a picture of him working at his laptop with his glasses on...
The director called him again, and he shook his head, the photos blurring. Whatever. It would have to do.
He clicked "select all," then the messages icon, then Rozanov's name. Hit send.
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Or: When never-hooked-up Shane and Ilya have to collaborate on a league charity project, Shane accidentally sends Ilya a nude.
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- 47,305
- Chapters:
- 11/11
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- 3,310
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07 May 2026
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“So. How can I help you? Oh, don’t look so stricken; I’m not going to to tell anybody about your sordid little sex games, not that I think anybody cares. Anyway, who'd believe me? For that matter, do you really think my customers would continue to patronise my establishment if I was gabbing about them? Use your brain, Potter; I do know you have one.”
“That’s the nicest thing you’ve ever said to me, I think,” Harry said.
Malfoy crossed his arms. “It’s been six years; I’m out of practice. Now tell me what you need.”
Harry stood there for a moment. He hadn’t really thought this through before he knew that it would be Draco Malfoy he was talking to. He felt utterly unprepared for the conversation.
Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, his ex-girlfriend was there.
“Harry wants a prostate orgasm and his boyfriends are all terrible,” Ginny said.
Draco’s eyebrows shot up. Harry’s face got hot. Ginny made a face at him and said, “Look, it was going to take you forever to say that.” Then she turned and walked away, leaving Harry alone, with Draco Malfoy, who knew that he wanted to have a prostate orgasm.
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- 23,023
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- 4/4
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26 Mar 2026
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Better Way to Live by captaindingdong (professorcockblock) for Rainjuly
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Mar 2026
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Prompt: Dronarry group chat shenanigans. They argue. They fight. They outsmart each other. Until someone accidentally send nudes.
Epistolary hybrid.
In a sense, this is a fic about Harry learning to accept that not all change is bad change.
In a greater, much more immediate sense, it's about three fucking idiots doing the worst flirting you've ever seen in your life.
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- English
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- 27,493
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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26 Mar 2026
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wading in waist-high water by colgatebluemintygel for grumposaur
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
09 Jun 2022
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Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.
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Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”
Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”
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- Part 1 of wading in waist-high water
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- English
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- 82,048
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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- 27
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- 1,222
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09 Mar 2026
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Fanboy Draco Malfoy Convinces Harry Potter to Marry Him by Rootin_tootin_sandy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Nov 2022
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Draco Malfoy was going to marry Harry Potter. It didn’t matter that he was only eleven and had technically only met Harry Potter two months ago. He was a boy in love.
Harry Potter was confused. No one liked him. He didn’t have friends or even acquaintances but Draco Malfoy liked him so much he wanted to marry him! Can these two boys make it through their Hogwarts years without driving the whole school mad?- Language:
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- 202,348
- Chapters:
- 105/105
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- 14
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16 Nov 2025
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Harry Potter has always been different, and his strange connection to plants marks him as the freak his Aunt and Uncle always claimed he was. The wizarding world was supposed to be an escape, but even there, he must hide the truth of his abilities. His magic doesn’t fit the rules, and secrets have a way of growing wild.
(If only there was someone who understood...)
A re-telling of the books in which Harry has more than one power the Dark Lord knows not.- Language:
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- 331,260
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- 81/81
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29 Sep 2025
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After the war, Harry just wants to live his life peacefully for once. Of course, fate throws him back in the path of Tom Riddle, who takes a liking to the gorgeous Chef Harry and basically kidnaps him.
Translation in Russian by Starry_Princess <3
https://ficbook.net/readfic/018ed6e2-a70a-7373-ba95-5889a75d91d3Translation in Spanish by Anyeless01 <3
https://www.wattpad.com/story/373630516-eat-your-heart-out
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"I'm afraid I may monopolize your Chef's time tonight, actually. You wouldn't mind, would you?"The owner hastened to reassure his VIP that he could have Harry for the rest of the night (thanks boss, I'm not actually a prostitute) while Amadeus scowled. All he could think was that his luck had finally run out, as the beautiful man reached a hand towards him and said,
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Harry. My name is Tom Riddle."Harry extended his hand, which the man turned and brought to his plush lips, kissing his knuckles. He swallowed thickly, hoping his voice would not waver.
"The pleasure is mine, Mr. Riddle."- Language:
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17 Sep 2025
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Harry Potter (Slut's Version) is an explicit rewriting, imagining-parody of the original saga, where Harry is cursed with uncontrollable sexual allure after voldemort tried to kill him and put half of his perverted magic inside the boy's body.
1° - Harry Slutter and the Stone of Banging: Ch1-16
2° - Harry Slutter and the Secret Fuck Chamber: Ch18-28
3° - Harry Slutter and the Prisoner of Azkaban’s Big Cock: Ch30-43
4° - Harry Slutter and the Goblet of Hot Cumshots: Ch45-60
5° - Harry Slutter and the Order of the Phoenix's Orgy: Ch62-79
6° - Harry Slutter and the Half-Blood Dick-Sucking Prince: Ch80-92
7° - Harry Slutter and the Deadly Hardcore Pounding: Ch92-115Series
- Part 1 of Harry Slutter Universe
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- 8/115
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22 Aug 2025
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After Hours (Everyday's a Wednesday) by brownleaves for lifeisabitch
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 Aug 2025
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When Tonks tasks Remus with planning Teddy's 5th birthday party, he is determined that he has to bake and decorate the cake himself. Luckily, James knows just the man to help.
Messes are made, many cake lives are lost, but in his pursuit of the perfect birthday cake, Remus might just discover something much, much sweeter.AKA Remus is pathetic and very bad at cake-decorating. And apparently that's exactly what Sirius is looking for in a man. Ft. Teddy being an adorable 4yo (nearly 5!) and James Potter being a meddling menace who just wants everyone to be happy.
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- 57,946
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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- 250
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08 Aug 2025
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What To Expect When You're Unexpectedly Expecting by Riddle_Me_Harry
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
03 May 2026
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There's a reason another person should never be made into a Horcrux - because magic, life, and souls don’t obey clean lines. What began as a rare, magical event slowly unspools into something far stranger, and far more human. Bound by fate, magic, and a child neither of them expected, the Boy Who Lived and the Dark Lord must confront not just each other but whether this is the first real choice to decide a future either one of them has ever had.
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- 218,114
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- 32/50
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08 Aug 2025
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Against his better judgement, Harry agrees to appear on WENIS – a charity gameshow designed to lead contestants to the deepest desires of their hearts, while also showcasing Wheezes’ new line of adult products.
The aphrodisiac tea quickly gets the better of him.
So does Malfoy.
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- 79,103
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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- 457
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09 Jul 2025
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Harry Potter spent the first year post-war being the hero everyone needed. Draco Malfoy was abandoned in Azkaban, where a plot to punish Death Eaters has left him more vulnerable than ever. Now they're both returning to Hogwarts, and while Harry aches for a connection, Malfoy can't bear to be touched.
[DO NOT COPY, EDIT, OR REPOST THIS WORK ANYWHERE, IN ANY FORM. Disclaimer: Harry Potter is the work of J.K. Rowling and is not my intellectual property. I intend no copyright infringement and seek no financial gain from this work. This work of fiction is purely for entertainment purposes.]
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08 Jul 2025
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This year’s love had better last, heaven knows it’s high time when you try to make lovers from friends. But Harry Potter realises time and time again that it’s simply not possible for him. And then along comes Draco Malfoy— the ultimate foe on the mend. Whatever will become of them? A story about love.
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- Chapters:
- 6/6
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18 Jun 2025
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Harry likes kids. That doesn't mean he's ready for a small boy to turn up on the doorstep of Grimmauld Place insisting that Harry is his father. That was weird enough, but the child identifying Draco Malfoy as his other parent was something Harry had no bloody idea how to handle.
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- Chapters:
- 4/4
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24 Apr 2025
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Harry Potter is screwed.
With a penchant for Firewhiskey and late-night parties, he had no idea that he would find a handsome man in his bed the next morning, when he wakes up; already late for his first day at St. Mungo’s Hospital for Magical Maladies as a Healer trainee. He also had no idea that his mom’s ex-boyfriend would have an axe to grind, the most eager girl would follow him around like she’d been hit with a Permanent Sticking Charm, or that the handsome man in his bed that morning was his boss, Tom Marvolo Riddle, Head of Spell Damage.
Like I said, Harry Potter is screwed.
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- Part 1 of Diagnosis: A Medical Dramedy
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- 282,456
- Chapters:
- 31/31
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14 Apr 2025
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This better not awaken anything in me by xalandrix
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Mar 2025
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It's considered bad form to critique other people's writing like this. If you think you can write something better, I invite you to try.theboywhowrites
you did it to me???????? whatever. fine. challenge acceptedBookmarked by LAB_reports
12 Mar 2025
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Pansy Parkinson was the last person Neville expected to find in the underbelly of the ministry archives. Neville Longbottom is the absolute last thing Pansy needs disrupting the secluded life she's carefully carved out for herself.
Too bad for both of them, he's never been one to walk away from a flower in need.
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“Hello?” he called out, before knocking on the tightly shut door. The space was so eerily quiet and empty, that for a moment he wondered if anyone had remembered that they were supposed to meet him here. “Erm…I’ve got an appointment? Longbottom? Here to see ah… the… well, I suppose the archivist?”
There was the sound of a chair scraping against the floor and several objects being moved around. Then the door opened just a fraction.
“You’re here about the Malfoy property records?” Asked a prim little voice from behind the barrier.
“I am.”
A pale, delicate hand slipped through the crack in the door and handed him a too-slim folder.
He took note of the slender fingers that held the folder before the hand disappeared once more; they ended in pearlescent pink-tipped nails.
Merlin, he really was a fool for pretty hands.
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04 Mar 2025
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A single wink at Malfoy Manor changes the course of the war.
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- 148,722
- Chapters:
- 20/20
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- 699
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21 Feb 2025
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Seven years post- war, Draco Malfoy is a single parent struggling to find balance as he begins his Healer training. Stuck between a very demanding work schedule and his lonely son, Draco barely has a moment to breathe. After a near nervous breakdown, his ex-wife has decided that what Draco needs is a Nanny.
What Draco does NOT need, however, is the shock of opening his door one morning to find Harry Potter standing on his doorstep, grinning and ready to work.
Or maybe it will turn out to be exactly what he needed after all. What both of them needed.Featuring an overwhelmed Draco Malfoy who just wants to give his son a good life, a sweet and clever Scorpius who just wants a friend, and an over-eager Harry Potter who is noticeably obsessed with both Malfoy boys.
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- Part 1 of Nanny!Harry 'verse
- Language:
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- 209,865
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- 18/18
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07 Feb 2025
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Harry's life revolves entirely around work these days, and he's deeply engrossed in it, as usual, when an urgent fire-call from Ron abruptly turns his world upside down. Apparently, a four-year-old girl with emerald eyes and long black hair has shown up at Ron's shop, claiming to be Harry's daughter and seeking his help to save her papa.
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- 94,604
- Chapters:
- 13/13
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- 10
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- 942
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22 Jan 2025