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“Hey Yuuri.”
“Hm..?”
“Do you know why ancient Spartans used to wear red in battle?”
A history quiz by your long-time lover you haven't seen in a month? Totally fitting the mood.
“Uhh.. They wanted to conceal any possible injuries from the enemies while in combat, right? So the blood wouldn't show and give the enemy any hope.”
Victor hummed suddenly looking all smug and proud.
“Yeah that's what they wanted you to believe, but the truth is my favorite color used to be red at the time and their general was my friend.”Was this man really trying to show off. By bragging about minor historical facts he had participated in?
Wait was that flirting?!Aka the AU where both Victor and Yuuri are like really old vampires and while their first meeting was hundreds of years ago Victor remains the same dork Yuuri first met.
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The most epic bedtime story ever told by TheLoveliestCrime
Fandoms: The Old Guard (Movie 2020)
14 Sep 2020
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To satisfy Nile’s curiosity and make her part of the family, Joe tells her the full story of how Nicolò di Genova and Yusuf Al-Kaysani became "NickyandJoe". From Jerusalem to Malta and back again. And Nile doesn’t want the PG version.
It’s a story that has been told in this fandom a thousand times before, but deserves to be told a thousand times more.
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02 Nov 2025
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"Senju Tobirama," someone said, voice low and amused. "How very generous of you to come to us."
A boot connected sharply with his ribs, flipping him onto his back with a wet crack. Pain exploded through him, sharp enough to rip the world apart for one blinding instant. Still, Tobirama bared his teeth in something close to a smile.
If they expected him to beg, they'd have to do far worse. They could tear him apart, snap every bone, carve the Senju name from his very flesh. It would not matter.
or
Madara Uchiha finds a very powerful bargaining chip.
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28 Oct 2025
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Tobirama accidentally becomes Konoha's first ever mythbuster.
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28 Oct 2025
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Selfishly, Tobirama wonders if Madara will think of him, someday in the future.
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26 Jun 2025