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    Dick’s been Nightwing for months now. He can definitely handle one measly little bullet wound alone.

    Jason would prefer Robining to involve slightly LESS dumbass older brothers bleeding out on him. Please.

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    29 Nov 2025

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    He wants to go home. He’s been in here for who knows how long, and he just wants to not be here anymore. Fuck Gotham, and it’s dirty fucking cops.

     

    He needs a fucking phone call. As terrifying as it is to even think about calling Alfred. Still, he doesn’t want to burden the man anymore than he already does by living in the manor.

     

    Unless he calls Dick.

     

    Jason is arrested. Who better to bail him out than his older brother?

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    29 Nov 2025

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    Roy woke up like he usually did—mouth dry, head fuzzy, the faint taste of tequila or shame (or both) lingering on his tongue.

    He stretched out like a cat, one leg kicking free from the sheet, and promptly collided with another person. A warm, nearly naked person. Roy’s eyes flew open.

    Jason was in his bed.

    Correction: Jason was asleep in his bed. Shirtless. Covered in gauze and dried blood. Wearing only boxers and looking like a Greek statue that had been through hell and decided to nap it off.

    Roy blinked.

    The next thirty seconds were pure chaos—internally.

    Did I drink last night? He couldn’t remember drinking. He remembered watching some rerun and eating cold noodles. He remembered texting Jason a meme about stabbing billionaires. After that? Nothing.

    Did I—?

    Oh God.

    Did I fuck him?

    Or Jason decides to crash at Roy's and Roy wakes up the next morning thinking they hooked up. But it's fine he can roll with it, so he kisses Jason on the cheek. Jason promptly goes when did this happen? I'm 100% on board but when did this start? Cue confusion.

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    21 Nov 2025

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    Dick has always been the responsible one—the one who holds the line, keeps his cool, and plays by the rules. But after a long night of venting to Jason Todd about how he envies Red Hood's freedom to unleash hell, Dick comes home to find a custom-made Red Hood suit waiting for him. The note? Classic Jason: "Go nuts, Dickhead."

    He knows it’s a bad idea. He knows he shouldn’t.

    But Jason’s out of town. The city’s still a mess. And maybe—just this once—it’s time he stopped playing nice.

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    20 Nov 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 64

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    Two times Jason and Dick take the train from Blüdhaven to Gotham

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    18 Nov 2025