Le_Chien_Bleu
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- The Libertines (8)
- The Mighty Boosh (TV) (1)
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Future fic, in which Carl finds himself with a lot of spare rooms and an unexpected house guest. Chaos, crashing typewriters, jam and fluff follow.
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One-shot. Peter has a late-night visitor to his hotel room. Musings on prettiness and love and sex. Mostly sex.
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AU fic, set in BDSM-Universe (a land where domination/submission is the default expression of sexuality, and everyone has an innate preference). Peter Doherty is a switch, because anything else would be too simple. Carl Barat is a sub and he's not happy about it. The boys are Secret Service Agents for the British Government.
100% fiction. Based very lightly on RL counterparts; I have appropriated some RL situations, places, people etc. They continue to belong to their original owners and I promise to put everything back where I found it. I mean no harm. I come in slashy peace.
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One-shot about Peter and Carl and cats. Future fic/ AU. Light angst and humour, with a fluffy ending.
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Crossover fic: The Libertines meet The Mighty Boosh. It's a quiet day in the Zooniverse when a new creature arrives. The lesser spotted Barat, a ferocious beast with a taste for bananas and tall guitarists... Ridiculous AU fluff.
The Mighty Boosh remains the property of Noel Fielding/ Julian Barratt. The Libertines remain their own. I promise to put everything back where I found it.
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I'm clean out of air in my lungs by StrikerEureka
Fandoms: Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series), Ghost Files - Watcher Entertainment (Web Series)
10 Apr 2018
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Ryan and Shane have been moving around something that is coming to a head between them. After a car accident, on the way to an investigation, Ryan slowly starts to become suspicious that Shane might not be what he seems. He realizes, though, that he just might not care.
Shane sits forward suddenly. “Hey, pull over up here.”
Ryan follows the instruction without questioning it, which probably says something about either his willingness to listen to Shane or his sanity. Maybe both; they go hand in hand. He puts on his blinker, even though they haven’t seen another car in a couple of minutes, and pulls off onto the shoulder.
“Are you gonna puke or something?” he asks, putting the car into park, as Shane takes off his seatbelt with one hand and tugs off his Ray Bans with the other.
“You better hope not,” he murmurs as he leans over the center console and kisses Ryan solidly on the mouth.
Series
- Part 1 of Precious metals
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
17 Mar 2026
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Ilya Rozanov breaks his silence on the Scott Hunter Kiss by Airuna
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
15 Mar 2026
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Is the first day of the new season and Scott's a bit afraid of how his team will act now that he's out. Unfortunately, he cannot dwell on that because there's a video that Carter just has to show him.
Or.
Some reporter tries to get Ilya to comment on the Scott Hunter Kiss, he does not get the answer he was looking for.Series
- Part 2 of Heated Rivalry Oneshots
Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
04 Mar 2026
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It wasn’t fair, because Shane didn’t even do it on purpose. His ignorance was a product of years of repression. They’ve been together for more than a decade, and they’ve fucked, fought, and everything in between — but somehow Shane was still oblivious to the warning signs of his heat. In the days before it came, Shane would pace about the house in a huff; sweat on his brow, gnawing on a candy bar, complaining about a headache, befuddled as to his own state of dysfunction.
He always smelled like absolute fucking sin too. It took all Ilya had not to drop to Shane’s feet, mouth open, tongue at the ready, and offer his enthusiastic services. Ilya tried to do so, early on in their relationship, but Shane kicked him away like he was a nosy terrier, tsked at and scolded for its eagerness to serve.
Finicky little omega. Ilya would die for him, truly.
(Or, the trials and tribulations of Shane Hollander's heat cycle).
Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
22 Feb 2026
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To Be Cared For by Katherine_Tripp1209
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
24 Dec 2025
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It's Ilya and Shane's first Christmas together as an actual couple, and Ilya is a bit nervous to spend it with Shane's family. Of course, when he wakes up sick a few days before the holiday, that won't do. He can't ruin Christmas.
Or, Ilya learns what it means to be cared for.
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Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
22 Feb 2026
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Montreal's new starting centre fires shots at Yuna online.
The centaurs respond.Bookmarked by Le_Chien_Bleu
22 Feb 2026