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    The Antarctic Empire do like their friendship emeralds.

    “If you need anything,” he says, throwing the earring at Tommy, who catches it with ease, “just find a royal guard, show them that and say you want to see me.”

    Tommy’s mouth opens and closes, shocked. So is Techno. He honestly didn’t expect to get so attached. Tommy’s cheeks burn red and he ducks his head, holding the emerald earring like it’s precious.

     

    Or, the story of how Prince Technoblade of the Antarctic Empire found a boy and decided to instantly see the boy as his new, little brother.

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    There is a pest that won't leave Techno alone, and it's wearing his littlest brother's face. His very-not-dead littlest brother's face, so it can't be a ghost.

    Because. Because Tommy isn't dead. He's not.

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    Dream talks about what he put Tommy through in exile.

    Techno discovers he cares more than he had thought.

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    Tommy knew something was going to go wrong at some point. He knew there was going to be some incident where he would do something unforgivable by accident, without meaning to, and he would get wrongfully thrown out. Tommy was just speeding up the process; Techno and Phil had welcomed him into their arctic commune, and while the alliance was shaky at first, it slowly solidified into something more than just allies. Tommy had caught himself almost calling Phil dad multiple times, and once or twice for Technoblade, too. Oh, maybe that would actually get him kicked out. He needed to remember that.

    But Tommy never tried anything that would outright hurt his roommates - no arson, he told himself, no sabotaging them in their sleep. He wanted to get kicked out before something like that happened in an accident and it was pinned on him. That’s the kind of thing he was trying to avoid.

    Or, in the middle of trying to get himself kicked out of the commune, Tommy accidentally gets therapy.

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    In which Technoblade, a Piglin Brute with limited knowledge of English and babies, finds and unofficially adopts Tommy, a baby Moobloom hybrid. They grow close rather quickly in a fashion only wayward hybrids truly can... But we all know what happens when hybrids get too comfortable.

    (Hunters try and snatch 'em)
    (Happy ending though!!)

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