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Tommy remembered the crushing metal against metal and heavy screeching of tires on gravel. The sound of glass breaking came out of nowhere, hurting his sensitive ears.
Nowadays, he listens to music to drown out the constant ringing that infected his mind. The sound made his instincts go haywire at random, though he could also guess another reason for that would be that he had no gaze or burrow.
All he had was a car, a few hundred dollars, online school, and a couple shiny golden trinkets to his name.
(Or I saw getaway driver tommyinnit and instantly fell in love with the concept, then found out there was barely none and thought, fuck it! Imma make my own!)
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22 May 2026
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TommyInnit the chauffeur for villains (Apparently) by Asphod3l
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP
01 Jan 2026
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Theseus Innit is but a humble man, he hops from job to job because he wants to, not because he’s forced to. He lives in a shitty apartment because he wants to, he avoids all heroes, vigilantes and villains because he wants to, he’s perfectly fine with having zero control over his destructive power and he’s perfectly fine with letting his car get stolen by extremely famous villains– wait, no. No, no he’s absolutely not fine with that, his... His car!
He’s perfectly fine with getting adopted by said villains.
…Maybe that one is true but you didn’t hear it from him.
Or; Tommy gains a family and it all started with a stolen car.
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22 May 2026
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“What the—”
“Elm street, Paradise Burgers,” A voice snaps, his tone clipped. “Are you deaf? Get a move on!”
“This is not a fucking taxi, shithead! What are you—”
The next thing he knows, there’s a gun pointing towards him.
or, In which Tommy is an undocumented teenager trying to get by with his driving gig, until Wilbur Craft, one of the members of the Craft family, confuses him as his getaway driver.
or, how Tommy Innit becomes the mob's glorified Uber driver.
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22 May 2026
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Repetition (is the key to success) by Viokaea
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
02 Jun 2023
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Tommy needed to get the fuck out of here yesterday.
He slammed his foot down on the brake of his stolen car and shifted into drive, ignoring the chaos of the superpowered fight going on less than a block away. He was about to pull out of the alley he was hidden in when the passenger door was abruptly yanked open. Tommy jumped, head snapping towards the door.
He came face to face with a man wearing an opaque black veil.
Shit.
Or: Tommy is a teenager on the run from the number one superhero in the city, Dream. In his most humble opinion, he's doing great at staying under the radar while making his escape attempt.
That is until three of the most feared villains in the city decide he's now their getaway driver. Fuck his life
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22 May 2026
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Continuous banging on his apartment door typically wasn’t Colt.
Ryland’s twin brother thought that kind of thing was rude. Colt always knocked exactly three times, paused, then knocked another five if Ryland didn’t answer after the first set. Ryland had once pointed out that this system was objectively insane and Colt had argued back that it was “predictable” and therefore polite.
Which meant whoever was currently trying to beat Ryland’s door off its hinges was definitely not Colt.
ORRyland Grace finds himself having to deal with his drunk partner, Tom Ryder
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21 May 2026

