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Harry Potter and the Boomslang by LocalFriendlyEldritchThing
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Nov 2025
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“But I’m a person, not a snake. How come we can talk?”
“Snakes consider themselves people, Harrypotter, just as humans, scruffy or not, do, and you will do well to remember as such.” the snake rebuked.
Harry curled inwards on himself a little. It seemed the awful manners Aunt Petunia was always berating him for stretched to conversations with snakes too. “Oh. Sorry. I… I guess that makes sense.”
“Apology accepted.” The snake’s hissing tone seemed to soften. “Even rude, scruffy humans must ask questions, I suppose.”
Harry frowned. There wouldn’t be many other snakes to talk to, would there? “How long have you been here?”
“I am uncertain. I believe it to be several moons. I have escaped my previous prisons with relative ease, but have yet to find a way out of this boring box.”
Harry felt a pang of sympathy - he knew what it was like to be trapped.
“Regardless, you are not a snake, for no snake would have such a weak jaw.” the Boomslang hissed, seemingly amused. “You, Harrypotter, are a Parselmouth.”Or: Harry befriends a snake before Hogwarts, and then The Plot Starts
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- Part 1 of Harry Potter fics
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The dark side of the force is cold. With all the time Cody's General spends around Sith, it's no wonder he can't stop shivering.
In which Cody weaponises knitting.
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- Part 43 of Codywan tropes
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27 May 2026
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Medbay monster by BlackDragon12
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Feb 2025
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Fives is confined to the medbay - at the mercy of a monster.
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- Part 24 of Febuwhump 2025
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27 May 2026
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A collection of unrelated tiny snippets based on the author's own typos
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26 May 2026
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Saved by Priority by WinterComet
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Jun 2021
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Bacara is saved from spending a rare afternoon off doing paperwork by Priority Chat. It's...not what he expected.
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23 Jan 2026
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Cold Calling the Jedi Order by Programmable_Boy
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
21 Mar 2025
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A batch of 8 year old CC cadets are on a wilderness survival excursion and have hacked a holonet connection into their GPS. They start calling Jedi.
Features: Teen boy Engineering, Getting Flashbanged by the comm display, Brotherly Antagonism, Quinlan Vos pretending to be a Jedi-Themed Phone Sex Operator, and Former Padawan Ferus Olin’s Depression Nest.
It might just save the galaxy.
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24 May 2026