Lorny
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- Inception (2010) (7)
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Fluffy festive ficlet
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Arthur bumps into a stranger in his hallway as they are both mid ‘walk of shame’, and honestly his day just gets worse from there.
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Arthur and Eames discuss the pitfalls of bisexuality.
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When Arthur is introduced to Eames his first thought is, There is no way I’m going to be able to work with this asshole! His third thought is, Damn those lips though!
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Eames gives Arthur a messy blow job whilst wearing bright red lipstick. That's all there is to it ;) 100% plotless yummy porn!
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It happens when a post-job drink becomes meeting one another shot for shot while trying to remain articulate and professional. This all goes swimmingly until Eames is halfway through another order and Arthur whispers in his ear, "I want you to lick your come off my chin."
Co-written with Froggie.
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21 Dec 2025
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Eames hasn’t spent much of his life thinking about what Arthur gets up to in his free time, but he sincerely doubts it usually involves getting strung up from ceilings by his wrists and electrocuted.
For an incredibly brief but entirely legitimate two seconds, Eames considers burning the images and getting back in bed. However, it would be rude not to do something about Arthur’s predicament and at the end of the day, Eames’ mother never let rudeness slide.
Or guns at the table, but that’s another matter entirely.
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Eames is thirty-six years old.
He has been a dream forger for eleven years.
He has four permanent addresses and lives nowhere.
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A story about wasting time and making up for it again.**
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04 Dec 2025
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“Let me be perfectly clear, darling,” Eames rolls onto one side, props himself up on one forearm, “I would absolutely never underestimate you. I find you — well, if we’re being honest I’m not entirely sure there’s a word for how I find you.”
“Intimidating is what I’m aiming for,” Arthur offers helpfully, “Terrifying. Menacing. I’d settle for unnerving.”
He takes another drag from the cigarette, and Eames can’t help but stare at the movements of his mouth.
“Well,” he says, finally, “I best not get on your bad side, then.”
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OR, Eames and Arthur meet, over and over again.
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07 May 2024
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He was just getting comfortable when John broke the silence, and in a sombre tone said, "Paul."
Paul just grunted.
It went quiet again for a few seconds, and then, "I'm definitely half-queer."
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14 Sep 2020
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Whatever Gets You Through the Night by sleeprettydarling for dogproblems
Fandoms: The Beatles, Music RPF
27 Feb 2017
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When John catches wind of a prostitute in Hamburg who's willing to do two blokes at once, he and Paul agree to pay her a visit. John has an ulterior motive, but he's unaware that Paul has a plan of his own. Misunderstandings, feelings, and an abundance of sex ensue.
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04 Sep 2020