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Obsession has a way of growing organs until it resembles something living. And when you're desperate enough, when you're lonely enough, when everything human has failed you, you'll find comfort anywhere. Even pressed against static and glass.
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09 Nov 2025
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Stanton gets the Dreemurrs' CRT. What follows is the weirdest year of his life. That damn TV box must be possessed.
Human!SpamtonXDarkner!Tenna.
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26 Oct 2025
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“You, uh. Sure know your way around a CRT,” Tenna says. “I didn’t know you were a mechanic.”
“I sell cars,” Spamton had replied, back when Tenna was addressing him. “If you talk [Big] with nothing to back it up, people think you’re a hack.”
“Well,” Tenna said, “are you?”
Spamton sprayed the compressed air into his smug face.
That would have been preferable to drowning in insulation foam and getting licked clean by a clown (“HANDS OFF THE [[Officil Merchandise]]!!”). Jevil’s nuisance was missed as soon it was over though, because then all he had was the realization that that was his last chance. To do what, he isn’t sure. To demand an apology. To explain why he ran away. To scream at him. To break that stupid screen himself, just to get it over with, and crawl inside there never to emerge. Then at least they’d be together.
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An unseen, silent, approximately 4 foot tall individual takes it upon himself to fix the fallen Lord of the Screens. To raise a middle finger to the mysterious phone-calling, prophecy-defining benefactor who screwed him over and made him a living puppet, of course. No other reason.
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26 Oct 2025
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Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.
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23 Oct 2025
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Heartshot (Or, How not to fall out of love with your best mate) by Purgatory_Porter
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
07 Jun 2025
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This’ll pass, Sniper tells himself. Give it a few weeks. He’ll keep his head down and focus on his work, and whatever lust or puppy-dog affection he feels for Tavish will fade away with neglect. Sniper is a master of killing inconvenient feelings. Blokes what bludgeon their wives to death with a golf trophy, they have feelings. Professionals have standards.
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20 Jun 2025
