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Father Gale isn't prepared for the penitent who comes to beg the gods' forgiveness.
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Astarion has a job to do. By hook or by crook, he intends to do it. However, it's hard not to be sweet on his latest quarry.
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The night of Duke Ravengard's Winter Ball has arrived. Members of the Szarr family are definitely not on the invitation list. That won't stop Astarion from going. The clever sneak plans to break into the manor and hide in plain sight amongst the guests.
Wyll Ravengard attends the ball hoping to find someone new amongst the same tired sons and daughters of the aristocracy. They are all so incredibly dull. Then he spies an unfamiliar figure on the balcony and swears he will get him to dance before the unmasking.
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Gale has taken on too much, and Astarion is there to ease his burden.
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Gale of Waterdeep becomes Lord Gale Dekarios, the baron of a small patch of land called Aumarhurst located somewhere along the Sword Coast between Waterdeep and Baldur's Gate. He arrives to find a bewitching diabolist named Wyll for a caretaker and vampire spawn as staff. Wyll has assured Lord Dekarios that their master has been slain and they are free.
As Lord Dekarios attempts to adjust to life in sleepy Ravengard Valley, dark mysteries unfold, and no matter how hard everyone tries to escape their individual pasts, they always come back in the end.
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The hand removed itself from his forehead. “Temperature is normal,” Gale announced, before using its fingers to gather some stray drool that had trailed down Astarion’s jaw. Before Astarion could register the pitiful jolt of arousal at the sudden skin contact or the sheer absurdity of what Gale was doing, Gale had stuck its fingers in its mouth.
“What the —”
“No new bacteria detected,” Gale went on, “Ruling out food poisoning.”
“Oh, Gods,” Astarion groaned. “And to think that these things are what’s sending our workforce into a tizzy. What next, 'droid? Are you about to give me a rectal examination too?”
“There is no need for one at the moment,” Gale said, confused. “Unless you are seeking prostate stimulation—”
“No!”
Amidst the softly thrumming melancholy of a dystopian, cyber-punk city, former corporate-rat Astarion Ancunín, who has long since lost the will to live, finds himself in possession of a G-413 or "Gale" - an amnesiac android who, strangely enough, enjoys living.
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08 Oct 2025
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Beauty, tradition, and perfection: these are the pillars of the House of Szarr, a centuries-old perfumery owned by creative director and artist Cazador Szarr and shouldered by its next-to-nobody nose, Astarion Ancunín.
Overworked, underpaid, and determined to claw his way out, Astarion finds the perfect blend of unusual charm and genius—and the key to toppling the house for good—when he meets chemistry professor Gale Dekarios.
Or: one perfumer, one professor, one treatise on art, addiction, and the price of ambition.
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31 Aug 2025
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After the tadpoles are gone and everyone goes their separate ways, Astarion and Gale realize they can still hear each other’s thoughts. Probably because they’re soulmates.
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15 Aug 2025
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But … But that would mean …
That would mean everything might have been real. The villagers might have been right. And Gale …
Gale might have just found a fae in his backyard.After his divorce, Gale moves to the countryside in search of a quiet life.
He finds more than he bargained for.
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01 Jun 2025
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Waterdhavian Fig Jigglers (Recipe) by improbable_archivy for patheticfangirl
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
09 Jul 2024
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”Fig jigglers were essentially shortbread cookie cups with a flanlike, figgy filling meant to rise above the cookie’s cupline and jiggle without collapsing or cracking. The finished product was dusted with powdered sugar and served either at room temperature or chilled, depending on the season.” - Hot Mess, chapter 12
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28 Mar 2025