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Pride and Prejudicial Amounts Of Destruction by Maldoror_Chant
Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005)
11 Jan 2026
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Demon Dean is having a day. Getting painfully disintegrated in a trap is just the beginning, the injury as it were. The insult is being forced into the nearest past-tensed body, a student with a thing for hoop skirts enrolled into a ‘magical university’ Dean is now expected to attend. Oh yeah, that's the kind of day that'll make you want to give up.
Dean’s a Pride demon though; he doesn’t give up, he gives back in triplicate. This stupid school won't know what hit it, neither will the humans responsible for his plight. He will make them all pay. Even if he has to do it in a dress!
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A handsome prince. A moonlit lake. A beautiful pr-... another handsome prince, rather (this is an open minded story, after all) cursed to spend each day as a swan until true love will set him free. A tale as old as time. A romance for the ages.
Or that’s the idea, but when Prince Dean of Lawrence is the would-be rescuer, fairy-tales go off the rails more times than not.
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So, it turns out that saving the king’s life during a battle is a move straight out of a classic ballad. No, seriously. Fairytales, legends and romances too, it's grist for all their mills. This makes no sense to Castiel, but as a fallen angel who’s only been human for a few days, everything about these mortals and their 'romance' is perplexing.
Fortunately king Dean does not know it was Castiel who saved his life, and the latter intends to keep it that way. The idea of a one-sided bond of gratitude between them is… unappealing. He prefers his sacrifice to remain unrequited. Dean’s still searching for his savior, and hell, the whole kingdom believes this person is his predestined love interest, but that’s not an issue. It’s not like someone else is going to pop out of the woodwork to claim responsibility for Castiel’s good deed.
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(The next arc of Outlands)
Ryou is Assyrian now for all intent and purposes. Sura is his home, Darius is his life and future, there is no more looking back.
But when a sunny day turns into a nightmare, ‘back’ may be Ryou and Darius’s only hope.
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- Part 6 of Outlands
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That Romantic Dinner With Candlelight, Wine and Raccoons by Maldoror_Chant
Fandoms: Supernatural
26 Oct 2020
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It took long enough for Michael to agree to this date, so Castiel goes all out on the perfect homemade meal. The table looks great, quite romantic, except for the way Castiel is now standing on it, armed with a broom and desperately phoning around for a pest control expert to come help him with an unexpected problem of the fuzzy variety.
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Timestamps for Hikaru
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- Part 2 of Hikaru
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Every night, Hikaru dreams of bloodshed and ships burning while a monstrous animal pads around just out of sight, and people scream a name again and again. Lucci! Lucci! Lucci!
But everything's fine in the morning. An amiable peace-loving shipwright, Hikaru gets along great with everyone in Turtle Bay including the pirates. He's even in a relationship with one of them. Really, the only flaw in his life right now is the amnesia that wiped away all memories of his life of more than six months ago, but his brother Kaku is there to help him and provide a link back to their childhood and shared past. So mostly, everything's fine.
Until night falls again.
...Lucci. Lucci. Lucci...Series
- Part 1 of Hikaru
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“Don’t panic,” says the guy who just kidnapped Dean Winchester, knight of hell.
This is not going to end in an optimal fashion for anyone within a ten mile radius.
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- Part 2 of Two Blades Series
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Dean, in a snit, throws himself on the couch and the couch says “Hey!”
That’s how it starts.
Or maybe it started a couple of months ago, when a Novak stray wandered into camp with a head full of strange ideas. But Alpha John Winchester saw potential there, a glimmer of something like hope… he let the omega stay. If that hadn’t happened, the couch wouldn’t have said “Hey!”
Though of course none of this would have happened if a bunch of loons hadn’t released the genoforming virus upon mankind a century ago, turning the survivors into this strange new species with an aberrant biology-...
… You know what? Let’s keep it simple and start with the couch.
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That title is a lie, there’s nothing romantic or fantastical about prince Castiel's life whatsoever. Married off to king Dean for political reasons, his role is to manage the castle and help raise prince Ben, the son of Dean’s first wife. Lisa was the one Dean truly loved, her loss years ago bereaved the entire kingdom. Castiel is a pale replacement nobody cares for much unless they have a problem or something to complain about. Castiel, for his part... well, it was stupid to fall in love with his husband, but he’s always been a dunce and an embarrassment according to Michael. Why change now.
Then Dean’s sister by marriage, Queen Eileen, decides to show Castiel what his true place in the castle is…
… and maybe he is in a romance and a fairy tale after all. Just a little bit.
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(The next arc of Outlands)
The Romans are in retreat, the Ancients are nowhere to be seen, the war is over, the court of Sura is-... well, that’s still a viper’s nest of intrigue, gossip and backstabbing, but Ryou is a foreigner, an outsider, he’ll stay as much out of it as possible, thank you. In short, everything is fine.
Except it’s not, not entirely. If Ryou wants to have a future with Darius in Assyria, there is one more journey to undertake, one more confrontation to get through.
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- Part 5 of Outlands
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It’s a big surprise when Dean dies the first time around. Well, to clarify, it’s not dying that comes as a shock. He’s a hunter, it’s rather expected he’ll die young and bloody, just… not more than once.
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A future timestamp to the fic Hail to the God Machine. Other timestamps may follow, and rating might go up.
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- Part 2 of God Machine
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Dean’s life is a mess. The Mark of Cain is a ticking time bomb, no-one knows how to get rid of it, and in a stellar show of Worst Timing Ever, Cas suddenly figures out he’s got the hots for Dean. To be fair, the last of these complications… doesn’t suck. Talk about giving Dean incentive to live. Time to curb stomp this curse and grab that happily ever after with an angel of the Lord.
… But as it turns out, the curse-beating part has already been handled. Back when he was a Knight of Hell, black-eyed Dean instinctively implemented a solution that will pass the Mark on to an innocent child. His child. Evil? Well, yeah, but that’s right up there in a Hell Knight’s job description, along with the fuckton of magic necessary for the anti-miracle of getting himself - a dude - knocked up.
Dean is going to have to deal with this insanity and the consequences, but not Cas. No. If Dean has anything to say in the matter, his angel will never, ever find out.
Ever.
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The day's fine - hunting pirates, killing people, cleaning up the World Government beaches, the usual - until one of their intended victims hits Lucci with a Devil Fruit power. The kind that turns the biological clock of a person back a few decades. The Straw Hats seem to run afoul of guys like that all the time, and why should they have all the fun, right?
Kaku would like to rebut that affirmation, but he's got his hands full...
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It's a crossover between Princess Tutu and One Piece's CP9 in comic panel form. Do I really need to say anything more?
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Of the unexpected dangers of being a Rokushiki user.
(Crackfic. Total and utter crackfic.)
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Center, a planet where magic and technology blend. Or more accurately, fight tooth and nail. A planet of Sources, holes in our boring dimension letting through arcane power, chaos and pseudo-deities. In this hot-house of myths and very real dangers, Trowa and Quatre find a mysterious man at the end of a shamanic voyage. Portents suggest this Heero Yuy is crucial to Center’s survival. He’s important enough to have some interesting enemies after him, at any rate: a devious killer and thief called ‘Shinigami’, and a very irate Dragon. Beyond them looms an even greater threat. Indeed, the greatest of them all.
(Alternative Universe, far-flung future sci-fi/fantasy. There are elements from the anime that exist here, albeit in very different forms; Gundam mechas, Zero, and lovely G-boys for instance. They are perhaps a universal constant we are not yet aware of.)
This fic was originally started over a decade ago. It has been heavily rewritten and is now finished.
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Sam and Dean Winchester grew up in Paradise 342, some two hundred years after the Apocalypse ripped the world apart. Now that was a messy business, humans dying left, right and center - but then Evil was defeated, and earth became a promised land, as was foretold in Revelations.
Now humans dwell peaceably in the eternal sunshine of a world unchanged since 1836. God lives among them in the form of a Machine managing all their needs, from their marriages to their daily meals, while their angel overseers keep the humans safe and content. The system is perfect. The angels all say so.
Dean and his friends in the human resistance beg to differ. The angels, particularly that new Seraph who just blew into town, can take their ‘perfect’ Paradise and suck it.
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- Part 1 of God Machine
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Usopp didn't trust their new shipwright Kaku, the ex-CP9 killer who had just recently come aboard after - by his own admission - trying to kill Zoro in a duel. The Crafty Captain Usopp was determined to discreetly keep an eye on this dubious person and catch him in a dastardly deed.
And then Zoro walked into the ship's workshop and Usopp's plan went sideways rather spectacularly.