MidMorningSong

two adult cockatoos look down at a baby cockatoo. the baby is hunched up with it's beak open, text over it reads 'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA'. Text over the adult reads 'what have we done'.



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    In this BBC documentary special, Philomena Cunk travels to the planet Erid to pose the questions no one else would even think to ask.

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    29 Apr 2026

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    this is the spirit of what fanfiction was invented for

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    “Vik, I don’t need to be able to— to—”

    “Squirt, Jayce. You just spent the last two hours making me do it, the least you could do is say it.”
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    Or, Viktor shows Jayce something new his body is capable of.

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    09 Apr 2026

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    How is he even supposed to respond to that?

    Thanks, I’m well aware of how people see me and how they want me. The one fumbling entanglement in the basement of a house party was enough for me though, because she found it weird when I started crying and then got so mad that I wouldn’t scent her that she left.

    And I only did it because she smelled so good, like a river, like fresh cut grass, and it made me so jealous I was dizzy with it. I wanted to be her, and I thought that was close enough to wanting her, and it wasn’t, and it took five minutes for my knot to go down after I locked myself in the bathroom to jerk off and I had a panic attack the whole time and then I threw up in the sink and vowed to be celibate for the rest of my life.

    “She’s not my type either,” he settles on, maybe more melancholic than he means to be.

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    30 Mar 2026

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    Jayce licks his lips. “You really stopped me without thinking about what we’d— You know…”

    “Yes, well,” says Viktor. “I figured I’d leave that up to you.”

    “What? Why is it up to me?”

    “It’s your erection,” which sounds very fair.

    The Horny Cold War turns Hot, as two (mostly) Virginal Nerds simulate the act of Having Sex.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    “Can you pop them out now?” Thimble suddenly asks, excited, and even makes an exhilarated circle around him, fluttering her own pair of wings as she does.

    It’s unfortunate that now everyone seems invested in the conversation. It’s only making Wicander feel worse, and he despises the pink flush that rises to his cheekbones, as he has to disappoint them. “I… I don’t believe I know how to do that,” he admits, turning his head to the side so he doesn’t have to face them.

    Kattigan, who has so far been simply a silent observer, nods. “Happens to the best of us,” he says solemnly, his mouth twitching with effort. It takes a moment for Wicander to realise, only after what follows, that he is suppressing laughter. “You wouldn’t be the first one to struggle keeping it up.”

    Or, after discovering his own angelic nature, Wicander encounters a problem of a rather delicate nature. Angelic puberty, that is.

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    01 Feb 2026