Militant_Goose
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Various fics capturing twitter moments of the HR universe
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01 Mar 2026
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Ilya gets hooked on Pokemón Go and ropes everyone into his obsession.
A glimpse into Ilya’s phone in the summer od 2016–before the tuna melt situation.
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- Part 8 of HR Twitter Shenanigans
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01 Mar 2026
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He'd still not seen them kiss or touch in any way that signified love or affection, despite their now very public relationship and the elephant-in-the-room matching gold rings. No, instead, he’d seen Hollander push Rozanov away and tell him to 'fuck off'.
The next half an hour did nothing to lessen his view that they do not seem very compatible. They barely touch. Every time Rozanov moved to touch his husband, Hollander moved away, looking awkward. Instead, they bickered and threw chirps at one another like they were still bitter rivals on the ice.
Then, slowly but surely, Shane Hollander got drunk.
The second the third vodka passed Shane's lips, Wyatt Hayes had let out a long-suffering sigh and said, "Here they go."
Scott frowned, not understanding. "What do you mean?"
Boodram chuckled. “Oh, you’ll see.”
Scott and Carter exchanged a glance as if to say ‘what the fuck?’.
(scott doesn't understand how hollander and rozanov work. one night in his bar is enough for him to realise that he's an idiot)
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- Part 4 of from the outside
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01 Mar 2026
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@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
This is very rude Hollander… I am TIRED@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
your children have killed me. killed me dead.@ShaneHollander24✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
*our@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
No yours only. I disown them. I divorce you. I sleep for 10 years. Goodbye, world.@ShaneHollander24 ✔️
Responding to @thisisilya ✔️
Don’t say that about our kids! What is wrong with you????@thisisilya ✔️
Responding to @ShaneHollander24 ✔️
You do not know but they are beasts. Evil beasts.(snippets of ilya as a wag/stay at home husband & dad, as seen through social media <3)
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- Part 6 of from the outside
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01 Mar 2026
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Every time your soulmate lies, their words are written on you.
Shane doesn’t lie often. His soulmate does though.
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01 Mar 2026