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“I am entirely capable,” Harry proclaims cuttingly to Merlin, puffed up like a prissy cat. And Merlin throws his arms skyward like he’s just begging for lightning to strike ‘im where he stands and asks, with scathing exasperation, "Of what, waddling up to someone and ruthlessly bumping into them?”
And Eggsy one hundred percent doesn’t snicker, and he’s got the bloody inner cheek to prove it, ‘cause Eggsy’s a fuckin’ gentleman.
Instead Eggsy takes in the sight of ‘is pregnant mate, huge as a fuckin’ planet and still the most bloody gorgeous man he’s ever seen. And then takes in ‘is face, and he wonders how much ice cream he’s gonna need to buy to get them all through the four weeks of bed rest Merlin just ordered.
And then Harry’s upper lip looks like it might fuckin’ quiver, and Eggsy contemplates just buyin’ stock in Ben and Jerry’s.
Or, the pregnant omega!Harry A/B/O that tumblr wanted, because they are enablers. Eggsy/Harry, A/B/O AU, Fix-It.
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How To Get Cute Boys To (Literally) Fall For You - The Handy Pocket Guide by cinnamonsnaps
Fandoms: Homestuck
10 Jan 2015
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Every time John sees Dirk, it's usually from an odd angle while being bombarded with falling debris. It's not his fault circumstances keep pushing him into falling for Dirk.
Or, well. Falling in general.Bookmarked by Minutecazin
02 Nov 2025
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Five Minute Late Policy by PARNEL
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, Transformers Animated (2007)
02 Feb 2024
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Being a receptionist for Longarm Prime wasn’t so bad; it was his Intelligence Officers that drove Cliffjumper slagging crazy.
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02 May 2025
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CEB: i wish you didn't look so sad.
PCG: I. WHAT.
PCG: I DO NOT LOOK SAD, WHAT THE FUCK.
PCG: I AM FUCKING UNCONSCIOUS.
CEB: you do. you look really sad, dude.