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    Danny and Damian are NOT twins. But they look enough alike that when Danny transfers to Gotham Academy, everyone seems to think they are. Eventually, the boys, because they are, indeed, little shits, decide to say Fuck it, we ball, and declare themselves twins.

    They make this everyone else's problem by Gaslighting, Gatekeeping, and Girlbossing their way into the Wayne Family. Can they really fool a family of the world's greatest detectives?

    Inspired by this Tumblr prompt:
    Livinghalfway Twins

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    10 Feb 2026

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    Nothing destroys proper negotiations like a language barrier, even more so when you're relying on magical translation arrays. Add in the high stakes of a magically binding contract, the cursed Fenton Luck, and a self-sacrificing man who didn't have the good sense to wait before he fell on his own batarang? You had the combination for a wonderfully disastrous misunderstanding.

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    His mentor’s tone was filled with shocked awe as he stated, “You just proposed marriage to the most emotionally repressed member of the Justice League.”

    “What?! That’s not what I said!”

    “How,” Clockwork asked, “did you even manage that?”

    “I don’t know!” Danny tossed his arms sharply into the air in exasperation as he explained, “I just asked for his name!"

    "You asked for more than that."

    [Cross posted on Wattpad, Username: L3T5G3TKR4K3N]

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    05 Feb 2026

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    The Riddler targets an adoption agency; files are compromised. The Batfam, and the public, will discover Bruce Wayne is listed as the biological father of a boy named Daniel. Bruce, Cass, Duke, Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian scramble. Tim can’t find much online of Amity Park, which is mysterious. Damian is suspiciously silent, though he’s obviously seething at the notion of another, specifically older, blood son of the Bat. Bruce and Tim fly to Illinois to ask for a DNA sample and potentially meet the kid. It's clear Daniel isn’t safe or supported with the neglectful and unstable Jack and Maddie.

    Jazz is already living in New York for college, and Sam and Tucker are also on the East coast. Danny basically shrugs when these two strangers show up, packs up his gear and some clothes, and peaces out of a town that never appreciated him.

    After a long day of travelling, Danny, Tim, and Bruce return to Wayne Manor to see Damian toss his sword at Danny’s feet in a clear dueling match declaration. He starts to give a spiel about “giving Daniel a few months to train in preparation” when an excited Danny exclaims, “Screw that, let’s fight!”.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Lucius Fox gets a phone call he'd never expected from a source even more unexpected. Now, he's got to figure out what to do with a betrayed child, a traumatized nephew, a protective son, and an adoption-prone Bat.

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    18 Jan 2026

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    Bruce tries to protect Phantom during his first real mission but he soon finds out that Phantom needs less protection than he thought.

    "You don't have to be scared. I'll protect you."

    It came out less reassuring and more annoyed than he had been aiming for, but hey, at least it was something. Bruce privately thought he was getting better at this whole comforting people business, but then Phantom shook his head. "I'm not scared."

    Bruce opened his mouth to say that it was okay to be scared, that he knew Phantom wasn't used to fighting real battles against strong enemies, but before he could say anything Phantom spoke again, and this time it was with an echo and a snarl and loud enough that Ivy would be able to hear, "I'm angry."

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    01 Jan 2026