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  1. Public Bookmark *

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    While cleaning out a storage room in Sumdac Tower, Optimus stumbles upon an unusual object.

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    07 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 4

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    Megatron and Optimus fight over the last warframe-sized ergonomic mattress.

    An audio recording of Perils of a lumpy berth (Or: the one where they fuck at IKEA) by Chocolate_Cheeesecake.

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    27 Dec 2025

  3. Public Bookmark 15

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    Optimus Prime rules an Iacon facing crisis - the Well of Allsparks has stopped producing newsparks, and now the city's population is in decline. Desperate, he must brave the dangerous Wastelands to beg help from Cybertron's other remaining cities.

    He never makes it. Attacked and captured by barbarians, he is forced to become the "mate" of their leader, his compliance ensured by the threat placed against his young charge, Bumblebee, and his dear friend, Ratchet. Somehow, he must find a way to get free, and get help, whether it be from Iacon or any other civilized people.

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    In a distant past, Cybertron was nearly destroyed, leaving large parts of it uninhabitable, and most of the population infertile. Primus created the Wells to provide newsparks until the population healed. That is not what happened. The remaining cities closed themselves off and were taken over by priests who kept the population infertile and unaware, frightened of each other and those living in the Wastelands. Meanwhile, the mechs of the Wastelands are not so different to citymechs, though they've long since returned to carrying their newsparks themselves.

    The time has come for Cybertron to unite once more.

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    20 Dec 2025

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    “Don’t let this become one of the occasions you get excessively clever, Swindle," Megatron said. "My patience for the current situation is highly limited.”

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    03 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 11

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    Megatron has the brilliant idea of using dark energon as a performance enhancer in berth. Naturally, it doesn't go as planned.

    Or...

    Megatron really should have read the label first.

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    01 Dec 2025