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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    When Wilson receives his terminal diagnosis, House flees to the hospital chapel, where he stumbles upon Wilson’s mother praying.
    He doesn't know how to pray, but bargains; anything for Wilson's life.
    When Wilson inexplicably goes into remission, he has no choice but to uphold his end of the deal.

    [Aka the jewish rewrite of I'd Make a Deal With God (I'd Get Him to Swap Our Places)
    by TheFandomLesbian]

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    08 Jan 2026

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    House is stuck living the same Friday over and over and over and over again. A Groundhog Day AU with a medical mystery, the pursuit of true love, and egregious references to Bill Murray and Andie MacDowell.

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    22 Dec 2025

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    Wilson said, “So we’re just two friends who want to have sex with each other, who aren’t going to do anything about it.”

    Spoken with the incredulity of a beautiful person with low impulse control. House shrugged.

    “We’ve been that for years. Why mess with success?”

    Wilson was looking at his mouth. He sounded strained. “I don’t think what we’re doing qualifies as success.”

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    17 Dec 2025

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    “Give me a break," House shot back. "You couldn’t make a hooker come either.”

    Wilson raised an eyebrow. “You wanna bet?”

    The idea caused a loud, discordant crash in House’s brain. There was a high likelihood this was a bad bet. Wilson was disconcertingly good in bed, and even though House couldn’t vouch for the female factor, he had no doubt that Mr. “Take My Liver, Please, I Insist” had put in significant hours muff diving. On the other hand, there was a one hundred percent chance that this bet got him in the same room with Wilson and a hooker - the stuff dreams were made of.

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    House and Wilson hire a prostitute to settle a bet; House gets more than he bargained for.

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    16 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    New Orleans, 1991. House and Wilson are nothing but mammals.

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    16 Dec 2025