MonstersBestCreatureEver
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Sure, all of Earthbread knows what the Five Beasts are: Apathy, Destruction, Deceit, Sloth, Silence.
But when they were still called the Five Virtues, still were seen as empowered by the Witches, and still embraced their love for Cookiekind… they were different.
After all, they were always dreamers.
“Pfft! Oh please, I was never one for that idiotic dreaming! Deceit clearly suits me better, don’t I look absolutely enthralling? Hmm?? Dearest Florist?”
And the truthful cookie smiles, apologetic yet so sincere that any brute would melt at the sight. “Forgive me, Fount, I am… kinda blind. I bet you look great though.”
Shadow Milk Cookie needs to find a way out of this alternative world before he starts ripping his eyes—err, multiple eyes—out. This silly vanilla cookie is as naive as Pure Vanilla from his world, too trusting of magnificent trickster masterminds.
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25 Jan 2026
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perfect to admire by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
24 Oct 2025
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Pure Vanilla had attained a new hobby. He had never been particularly interested in the arts, admiring them from afar, but never trying to analyse them with intent. His blindness tended to make such things difficult. However, he came to learn that art was not just an image, or a sculpture.
It was a cookie.
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Pure Vanilla is obsessed with Shadow Milk’s pregnancy.
Series
- Part 3 of equilibriCUM
- Part 5 of equilibrium
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24 Jan 2026
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the news by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare), sir_william_shakespeare
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
26 Oct 2025
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“I’m pregnant.” The words felt wrong on his tongue, like something unnatural; a secret that should have been kept.
Too bad Pure Vanilla was already jumping for joy.
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- Part 4 of equilibrium
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24 Jan 2026
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to form a lineage by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare)
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
31 Oct 2025
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Pure Vanilla noticed. Like he noticed every other thing with Shadow Milk. He’d smile to himself, secretly spying on his lover, who told invigorating stories to the little ones by the fountain. Pure Vanilla also noticed the longing. The way Shadow Milk’s eyes seemed to dull when they left, that subdued smile still clinging to his lips.
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Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla try for a baby
Series
- Part 2 of equilibriCUM
- Part 3 of equilibrium
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24 Jan 2026
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radiance by homer_writes_a_hymn (sir_william_shakespeare), sir_william_shakespeare, the9mousai
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
24 Apr 2025
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Shadow Milk believes there is only one cookie who would be worthy of Pure Vanilla's affections.
And their love would be cosmic.
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- Part 1 of equilibrium
Bookmarked by MonstersBestCreatureEver
24 Jan 2026