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Race Condition by Jessepinwheel
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
01 Sep 2025
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Without meaning to, Obi-Wan Kenobi slips across worlds into a universe where Obi-Wan is not a failed Jedi and small-time private investigator but a proper Jedi Master and diplomat and High General. A universe where the Clone Wars rage on and Sidious reigns at the head of the Republic, slowly weaving an invisible trap to eradicate the Jedi and the rest of the galaxy with it.
Obi-Wan is not a hero--not even really a good man--but he can't sit idly by when innocent lives hang in the balance. Even in a universe that isn't his, even for a family that doesn't know him, he will dive into the heart of the Republic Army to unearth the truth and save them all--even if it means facing down the Master Jedi Obi-Wan Kenobi himself.
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Instant Kill Mode by Isnt_it_pretty_to_think_so
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
07 Feb 2021
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"Is there a reason you're calling this late at night?" Tony asks, worried in spite of himself. "Tell me what's going on, kid."
“Everything is one-hundred-percent fine,” Peter says. “Seriously, I've never been better. But I should let you know I have about thirty bricks of cocaine in my bedroom. Also, Karen won't let me turn off Instant Kill Mode. Also, Walmart discontinued my special razzleberry pink squeezy lemonade. Which isn't related to tonight's patrol, I'm just bummed about it.”
Or: The five times Instant Kill Mode is activated +1*Runner-up for the Soothes the Pain Award in the Iron Dad 2021 Creators Awards.*
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- Part 1 of Chaotic Peter
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18 Jan 2026
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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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15 Jan 2026
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To a Timetraveler, Rules Are More Like Guidelines by selenaquana
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Jan 2022
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Hermione Granger-Weasley and Ronald Weasley are done with wizards and their notions of reality. They can't save everyone, but they'll save who they can.
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If Vernon and Petunia were so concerned about their image why did they treat Harry the way they did? A child with a bad reputation living in their house forced them to tell tales, when it would have been much easier if they treated him like part of the family. How would Harry have turned out if he was accepted?
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09 Jan 2026