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    Spidey hadn’t made it to patrol since getting that text message. As much as Wade valued their time together, he could understand that sometimes, too much Deadpool left a really bad aftertaste in one’s mouth. It had been a perfectly reasonable assumption that the webslinger was doing his own thing on the opposite side of the city, and he’d come crawling back to Wade when he needed a good laugh or a midnight meal, or both.

    Wade should have questioned that logic. Three days wasn’t a long time to take a break from someone like Deadpool, but it was a long time to be missing.

    There was a small, folded-up square of paper alongside the costume. Wade felt like he was cracking open a fortune cookie, only instead of some vague shit that applied to everyone and no one at the same time, it was two words scribbled in thick sharpie.

    ‘FIND ME’.

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    Or, Spider-Man goes missing. Deadpool enlists Peter Parker to help find him.

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    04 Nov 2024

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    Peter is just your average dog walker trying to make ends meet. He has one rather special client that he takes care of named Winston. Winston is a very different kind of puppy, but Peter thinks he's adorable.

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    04 Nov 2024

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    Lord Peter Parker is the last of his family's line. He lost everything to the war when he was only a child and has been raised in the care of the palace ever since, leaving the other nobles to look at him as nothing more than a burden on the king's charity. When the leader of the reclusive nation of dragons, Chief Wade Wilson, came before the king to demand payment in the form of a wife, the nobles saw a perfect opportunity to solve two problems at once. Peter had his money, land, family, and now his nation taken from him. Moving forward, all he can do is hope that he will survive in a world so drastically different from, and far more dangerous than, the one he's always known.

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    27 Oct 2024

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    Peter was a brilliant omega who dreamed of overcoming the stigmas and setbacks of his gender. When a spider bite gave him powers and his dying uncle left him with powerful words, he saw an opportunity to protect the little guy from all the bad in the world.

    But life isn't like a comic book. Not for omegas, at least. By the time life was done with Peter, he was working in a brothel, just trying to make enough money to keep his and Aunt May's heads above water.

    Enter one Merc with a Mouth who won't stop poking his way into Peter's pants and into Peter's past. Wade has an offer waiting for a super that isn't supering, and Peter might just be bitter enough to take it.

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    22 Oct 2024

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    Wade's moved into a new forest. He just knows that this is the place to settle down. There are no other wolves to ruin his fun, and plenty of prey and adventures to be had.

    If only a pretty omega rabbit would stop destroying his traps, then it would be perfect.

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    20 Oct 2024