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  1. Public Bookmark 52

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    “Captain,” Kabru cried, “will you pretend to date me? Just while Milsiril is here?”

    “I don’t mind,” Mithrun said flatly. “But why me? I already told you she probably thinks I’m far too damaged for anyone to love.”

    “That’s why it’s perfect, though. I get a little revenge on her for meddling in my love life by finding a completely unsuitable partner.” He caught a glimpse of Mithrun’s annoyed expression and hastened to add, “In her opinion! I think you’d be a fine partner if you wanted to, but I know you don’t. But hey, that’s a perk too, really. Since you can’t feel desire, it won’t get complicated."

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    Milsiril decides it's time for Kabru to get married and offers to find him a spouse. Kabru decides to get her to back off by telling her he's dating Mithrun. Mithrun apparently doesn't care to object.

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    21 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    Kabru never takes, never demands anything, just gives, gives, gives, with that smile on his face that annoys her so much it makes her ache.

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    05 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    Ah, Kabru’d said, with a tilt to his head and a smile on his face that she could never decipher because it isn’t real, when she offered for him to use her bathroom—since he doesn’t have a bathtub himself—to bathe, only if you join me, Rin.

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    04 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 6

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    Kabru will worry about Laios and his monster obsession, curse or no, for the rest of his life.
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    For the Hurtcember prompt 'Nightmare.'

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    02 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 30

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    Even when his hands shook, he made sure his voice did not. "I, Kabru of dead Utaya, killer of the mad magician, claim the role of dungeon lord. I dispel the curse on the Golden Land, I disown its treasures, I banish the monsters, and I bind you, demon. I bind you to myself and command you to seal the dungeon until the end of days."

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    01 Jan 2026