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Peter Pettigrew and the Ghost of Christmas James by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2023
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Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.
Fine. Things could be better.
But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.
But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.
What was Peter expecting, really?
(Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)
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14 Jan 2026
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After exiling Elon Musk to space in a successful weekly adventure, the boys are rewarded with tickets to a once-in-a-lifetime music festival in Florida. Without the option of flying, they set out on a four day car trip to reach their prize. Along the way, they must survive detours, terrible sleeping arrangements, thoughts about home and the future, the mob, and each other’s company.
It’s good to get out of South Park once in a while. Even if some of its chaos follows them out.
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11 Jan 2026
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10 Jan 2026
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you, me, and god makes three by Kastaborous
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
23 Oct 2022
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My various FMA fics with a heavy focus on Truth (as a character) and assorted silly / existential times.
I have a few more ideas floating about for future stories, so check here for them if you're interested.
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09 Jan 2026
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Don't Ask Questions by Moonlight_Hearts
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
17 Aug 2021
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He left the town for the first time when Mom died. He didn’t know what he was doing, and he didn’t know where to go. He tracked through shaded alleys and talked with the people Mom always told him to avoid.
Or: Ed knows shady people and the people around him are more than concerned
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06 Jan 2026