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Impetus by Crunchysunrises
Fandoms: _Buffy_the_Vampire_Slayer/The_Hunger_Games, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, The Hunger Games (Movies), Hunger Games Trilogy - Suzanne Collins, Hunger Games Series - All Media Types
05 Jun 2017
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For one ethereal moment, Haymitch thought that his tribute might finally kill someone, maybe everyone. Then he remembered who he was dealing with. (Buffy had already decided: she was going to burn this place to the ground.)
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24 Mar 2026
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Welcome to Shiganshina by Feneris
Fandoms: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Welcome to Night Vale
03 Mar 2014
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Community Announcements from the walled town of Shiganshina. Features, trans-dimensional rifts, kids selling lemonade and assassinations, food eating contests, ancient walls, and man-eating giants seeking to devour us all.
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22 Mar 2026
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Scouting Legion HQ suddenly finds itself with an infestation of cockroaches. Levi takes immediate action by burning down two of the castle's outbuildings, Eren is apparently good at killing insects with throwing knives, Hanji and Armin go on to create chemicals deadly enough to kill titans, oh, and Mikasa is afraid of roaches.
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22 Mar 2026
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Grisha Jeager was once told that he would know he had succeeded as a doctor when he had made himself obsolete.
If that was true, than he was the most successful doctor humanity had ever seen. Because his new "vaccine" had not only cured the plague, but also apparently vaccinated a person against everything from malnutrition to grievous bodily harm.
He knew he shouldn't have used those titan cells.
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22 Mar 2026
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Everyone knew Shiganshina was home to some truly gigantic examples of spiderkind. None more so than the residents of the district itself. By the time they were five, every child in the district had become so inured to the sight of gigantic spiders that a tiny little spider was barely something worth noticing.
Of course what Shiganshinans called "a tiny little spider" did not match the rest of humanity's definition.
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22 Mar 2026
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16 Mar 2026
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Remnants of a world called Cadia. A world called Remnant. Fate thrusts them together, and common cause finds them allied; the protection of humanity. But what awaits the forces of the Imperium of Man in this strange new world, cut off from humanity? What awaits Team RWBY and friends with these strange new visitors from the stars? But in the end, there is only war.
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- Part 1 of A Light Against The Darkness
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09 Mar 2026
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After stopping Roman Torchwick from robbing a dust shop, Ruby Rose was interrogated, given a pat on the back, a slap on the wrist, and sent home. There was no early entrance into Beacon.
A month later, rumours of a mysterious vigilante spread in Vale, sending the underworld into chaos and leaving the Vale Police Department scratching their heads as to who's under the mask.
These two events are definitely unrelated.
(Or: Ruby gets a new hobby while waiting for her seventeenth birthday, Vale gets a new vigilante/cryptid, and both sides of the Salem-Ozpin war get a new headache. Really, it would have been easier to send Ruby to Beacon early.)
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01 Mar 2026
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Pyrrha and Jaune are a fairly ordinary married couple, outside of the demonic presence that lurks in their bedroom and tempts them towards carnal sin. Well, tries to tempt them. Ruby's a fairly inexperienced Succubus, but what she lacks in demonic magic, knowledge of tempting, and sexual experience, she makes up in hard work! Well, sort of...
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27 Feb 2026
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Twisted Ever-Afters by TheCynicalPogo
Fandoms: RWBY, Bloodborne (Video Game), Elden Ring (Video Game), Dark Souls III, Armored Core (Video Games)
07 Dec 2025
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"Oh, and one last point of clarification about this central location of yours, do not fall." But they had. They had all fallen into that void beneath the bridge. If Ambrosius had only known where they would land...he might have given them far more warning.
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24 Feb 2026
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Mrs. Xiao-Long by AndrewJTalon, thunderino
Fandoms: RWBY, Fate/stay night & Related Fandoms
28 Feb 2026
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Glynda Goodwitch had no idea what she was doing on Patch.
But when she saw those two little girls about to be eaten by Grimm — and the state her old friend was in afterward — she knew she had to step in.
(An AU where Glynda Goodwitch becomes the stepmother of Yang and Ruby from a young age, changing the way the dominoes of the future fall.)
Set in an AU of the fan-canon universe version of Remnant made by AndrewJTalon
Updates weekly (Kind of; Upload Schedule kind of in Limbo right now, but still trying to be consistent)
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- Part 1 of Mrs. Xiao-Long
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23 Feb 2026
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the speedwagon foundation did 9/11 (confirmed) (definitely) (for real) by grainjew, Origamidragons
Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure
17 Jan 2025
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The Speedwagon Foundation Iceberg EXPLAINED
Miss Robot • 437K views • 1 month ago
[4:32:16]It’s a high bar, but the Speedwagon Foundation is a strong contender for the title of ‘world’s strangest NGO.’ Today, we’re starting at the surface and going deep, deep down in our quest to uncover the full history of this bizarre organization.
Sources: pastebin.co …more
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17 Feb 2026
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It was after this that someone (probably Lisa Berger, they’d always been on bad terms since elementary school) coined the term “Wendy’s Law”.
Wendy’s Law dictates that, if a boy dates Wendy Testaburger, he will turn out to be gay.
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16 Feb 2026
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Susie is holding hands with a boy. Noelle wonders why she’s dreaming about this.
Susie falls to her knees and clutches Kris’ limp body and she keeps holding hands with the boy, the boy that looks like Kris’ brother. Noelle thinks absently that this is a scarier dream than she’s ever had, and that Kris’ blood is matting in Susie’s hair as she tries to find their heartbeat.
Then Susie stands up, and Noelle knows with absolute certainty that Susie is going to kill her. Kris’ face reflects in Susie’s axe as she swings it back, and in the split second before Noelle blacks out, there is still an expression lingering on their face. Relief.
or; what if Noelle stepped off the switch in snowgrave.
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- Part 1 of snow and fire and rot
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15 Feb 2026
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CIAPHAS CAIN AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS by profBarat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
09 Mar 2026
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What happens when the Imperium’s most reluctant hero is born into the Wizarding World instead? What if he lands the Defense Against the Dark Arts position during Harry Potter’s second year?
Follow Ciaphas Cain, a decorated if mysterious veteran of the First Wizarding War, as he stumbles into events far larger, darker, and more dangerous than he would ever prefer. Expect misunderstandings, convenient accidents and lots and lots of lamenting by a protagonist who insists that none of this was his idea.
No prior knowledge of Warhammer 40,000 is required, though readers familiar with Ciaphas Cain may notice that some habits are impossible to unlearn, even with a wand in hand.
Also on SpaceBattles, with better footnotes.
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- Part 1 of CIAPHAS CAIN: HOGWARTS’ FINEST
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11 Feb 2026
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Do you remember me? (If not, then please stay happy) by l6rentium
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Jun 2025
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“A fraternal twin might share similar characteristics that make them look alike,” his mother explained, “but an identical twin makes both siblings look, well, exactly the same!”
“So does being identical mean it’s a bad thing?”
“Well, I wouldn’t say necessarily… but I’m sure every sibling dynamic has its ups and downs. Why do you ask, Izuku?”
“I mean, what if I grow up to become a hero like All Might, but they grow up to become a big bad villain?”
Midoriya Izuku only saw a set of twins once in his life. But he would’ve never guessed that on a regular school morning, two new transfer students would be coming in to join his class.
To his shock, his new classmates were a pair of identical pink-haired boys!
And for some reason, Izuku couldn’t shake his uneasy feeling about them.
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Or: Yuuji and Sukuna reincarnate as twins in BNHA and transfer to Aldera Junior High. This changes some things.
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09 Feb 2026
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Ciaphas Cain: Daemon of the Imperium by The_Plauge_Dragon
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
21 Nov 2025
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Ciaphas' stay on Slawkenberg was a bit more... chaotic then it was in canon. Here, he discovered something that gave him an in with She Who Thirsts. He used it to, of course, save his skin (And by extension, the planet). Slaanesh likes this mortal. The result? A Daemon Prince.
Or: How Ciaphas Cain Accidentialied himself into Daemonhood while still being a loyal member of the Imperial Commissariat.
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01 Feb 2026
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Darth Cain, the Reluctant Sith Lord by Zahariel_Scholar
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Warhammer 40.000, Star Wars Legends: The Old Republic (Video Game)
12 Jan 2026
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Some time between TPM and ATC, a hyperdrive malfunction results in the return of a long-lost ship from the ancient Sith Empire, carrying the dreaded Darth Cain, whose reputation in the Old Republic was matched only by his imposter syndrome. Needless to say, this throws a wrench into the plans of Darth Sidious …
TVTropes page : https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Fanfic/DarthCainTheReluctantSithLord- Language:
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30 Jan 2026
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Ciaphas Cain: Hero of Earth-16 by Vumanchu
Fandoms: Warhammer 40.000, Young Justice (Cartoon)
18 Oct 2024
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After narrowly escaping his doom vessel, Ciaphas Cain, his malodorous sidekick Jurgen, and Inquisitor Amberley Vail found themselves drifting through the void awaiting rescue. Unfortunately, they found themselves in unfamiliar waters that will test their patience to no end. With no other recourse, our Hero has to navigate the insanity, or be consumed by it entirely.
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27 Jan 2026
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The Annals of St. Ciaphas by beautifultoastdream
Fandom Warhammer 40.000, Warhammer 40k (Novels) - Various Authors
25 Dec 2025
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"And so it came to pass that the most faithful servant of the Emperor, Ciaphas Cain, did pass into His Grace at the age of one hundred and thirty-four. He was buried with all the honors accrued to him in his long life of service to the glory of the Imperium of Man. Yet it was whispered among some of the regiments whom he had so served that Cain's loyalty to Him-on-Earth would not be chained by death, and that he who had fought and bled for Him would not refuse the call to aid His people again ..." --Excerpt from the Hagiography of St. Ciaphas of Valhalla and Perlia, M42
"Stop frakking praying to me!" --Unknown piece of paper found on Valhalla, M42
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24 Jan 2026