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Ginny never took Ancient Runes, but she grew up with magic seething in her sinew and coiling in her gut, and so laughter, hard and hysterical, bubbles up in her chest when she sees a precisely cut crescent moon sitting inside a pictogram of a sun.
The sun marks the hours of the day, but the moon marks the passage of weeks. Months. Years.
There’s still shouting behind her.
Ginny doesn’t hesitate.
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15 Jan 2026
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Peter Pettigrew and the Ghost of Christmas James by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2023
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Peter loves his friends. Which is why he had to kill them. And now, he's doing- well. Alright. Things didn't turn out exactly as he'd anticipated, but he's making it work. Living his life. As a rat. Mostly trying not to think about things.
Fine. Things could be better.
But he hadn't thought they'd get worse- which is exactly what happens when, three years after James died, he's come back. And for some godforsaken reason, he's decided to make that Peter's problem. (Okay, okay- Peter gets it. He did kill him.) Peter is sure that James is going to turn him in, ruin his life the same as Peter had ruined the Marauders.
But this is James. And he doesn't do any of that.
What was Peter expecting, really?
(Features: A lot of fighting, a lot of forgiveness, and a splash of necromancy. Alright, you got me- rather a lot of necromancy. But come on- we can't just have the ghost of Christmas James show up. Haven't you seen 'A Muppet's Christmas Carol'? There needs to be at least two more ghosts.)
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14 Jan 2026
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After exiling Elon Musk to space in a successful weekly adventure, the boys are rewarded with tickets to a once-in-a-lifetime music festival in Florida. Without the option of flying, they set out on a four day car trip to reach their prize. Along the way, they must survive detours, terrible sleeping arrangements, thoughts about home and the future, the mob, and each other’s company.
It’s good to get out of South Park once in a while. Even if some of its chaos follows them out.
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11 Jan 2026
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10 Jan 2026
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you, me, and god makes three by Kastaborous
Fandom: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
23 Oct 2022
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My various FMA fics with a heavy focus on Truth (as a character) and assorted silly / existential times.
I have a few more ideas floating about for future stories, so check here for them if you're interested.
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09 Jan 2026
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Don't Ask Questions by Moonlight_Hearts
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga, Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types
17 Aug 2021
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He left the town for the first time when Mom died. He didn’t know what he was doing, and he didn’t know where to go. He tracked through shaded alleys and talked with the people Mom always told him to avoid.
Or: Ed knows shady people and the people around him are more than concerned
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06 Jan 2026
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jux·ta·po·si·tion
/ˌjəkstəpəˈziSHən/
nounThe act or an instance of placing two or more things side by side to create an effect.
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Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you make lemonade. Other times, life nearly breaks your kneecap with a tire-iron, and you end up adopting a kid who turns your entire life upside down.
…He’s aware of the irony.
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Jason accidentally acquires a kid, Bruce accidentally acquires a mystery, and Amity Park is a rabbit hole from which the world may never recover.
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06 Jan 2026
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A Housewife by DragonStar7Queen
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
26 Apr 2019
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In which Midoriya Inko happens to be the reincarnation of one Izumi Curtis- and the world will never be the same.
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06 Jan 2026
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Weird Psychic Bullshit by Azremodehar
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
13 Oct 2024
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It starts with the second-worst day of Edward Elric's life.
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05 Jan 2026
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The Titan has no concept of MERCY. That does not make it unable to learn. To call it mindless is an insult- it would be very unhappy if it knew that it was insulted! But without any knowledge of even what a language is, that'll be hard.
(What if the Titan could be taught mercy, and was RECRUITED to Castle Town?)
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02 Jan 2026
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There was this day—cold, late March, wind still mean—that stuck in Noelle’s mind like a grain of rice behind the gums.
She’d ducked into the corner store after school. Her mom didn’t like her going there, said the magazines by the register were trash and the cashier had too many piercings. But Noelle wanted a soda. Something sweet, just for her.
Kris and Susie were there already. Neither of them saw her. They were standing by the fridges in the back, heads close together. Susie was laughing at something Kris said. Kris’s hands were in their pockets, a little hunched, but their shoulders relaxed in that way they never were around anyone else.
And it was nothing. It was two people in a corner store. They weren’t touching, weren’t kissing, weren’t anything. But it was everything.
Noelle left without the soda.
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noelle watches from the sidelines
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02 Jan 2026
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[SAVE FILE 2 LOADED]
Kris decides the only way to protect their friends from the Soul is to kill themself. They write a suicide note, but before they can carry out their plan, a dark world opens at the festival. Upon entering the dark world with Susie and Noelle, Kris finds that the suicide note is gone from their pocket and has instead become a darkner.
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02 Jan 2026
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A fight with a reality bender and an overloaded Astral Pulse lands Robert and his Mechaman suit into a different universe altogether, one where his dad never died and Mechaman Astral was still in active duty.
It should be a kinder universe with one less tragedy, but it's not. Not when this universe's Robert had died young instead.
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- Part 3 of Sorta-Related Dispatch Fics
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01 Jan 2026
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A Hero's Retirement (Internship) by A Certain Random Guy (CertainRandom)
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Dec 2025
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After saving countless worlds, you'd hope Taylor would get some kind of reward for the trouble. Or maybe a cozy retirement plan.
But finding herself in a different world of superheroes, apparently the best she could get is an internship at the SDN Torrance branch.
(a.k.a. me trying to write the "Post-GM Taylor in Dispatch" fanfic I would like to read)
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30 Dec 2025
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"Before they’d crammed him into a claustrophobic little compartment on a ship bound for the Alpha Centauri star system, they’d told Jake not to expect to dream. That the six year journey would pass in a flash. He’d close his eyes and just like that he’d be there. As the dim blue light brightens around him, coaxing him into wakefulness, and the rhythmic beeping of the monitoring equipment breaks the silence, Jake finds that has not been his experience. "
Armed with visions of the future Jake sets out to right great wrongs, and reclaim his life.
(All finished chapters are posted. I don't have the patience for an update schedule so new chapters are posted as soon as they're completed.)
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24 Dec 2025
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Dear Force by mrv3000
Fandoms: Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Oct 2020
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“So Padmé and I got married.”
Obi-Wan stopped walking, swayed a bit, and then proceeded to swear for five minutes straight. I mean he just went on, right there on the Temple landing pad. I’m fairly sure it was more than he has sworn in his entire life all combined.
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A story about the life and times of The Chosen One™ who is, shall we say, a touch more clueless. And because of this everybody lives.
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24 Dec 2025
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We Chase the Stars and Steal the Moon by kj_feybarn for dendral
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
06 Jul 2020
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Quinlan gave in first. “Fine. Ask him for help.”
“But remind him he’s not in charge,” Cody added. Obi-Wan knew that getting Cody to like Hondo was probably a lost cause, but he still hoped. Cody might put up with the Pirate Captain, but that was the extent of it.
Obi-Wan reached for his comm, dialing in the familiar code.
It took only a moment and then Hondo was answering, an exaggerated scowl on his face. “My betrayer!”
Obi-Wan rolled his eyes, not bothering to respond to the all too familiar accusation. “How do you feel about stealing something big?”
Hondo looked like he was debating with himself as to whether he wanted to continue being churlish and accusing or whether he wanted to steal things. Thankfully, in this, Hondo was very predictable. “You have drunken too much, my friend, if you have to ask.”
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- Part 1 of Our Legacy Is Meant to Be Told
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23 Dec 2025
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Children of the Stars by NimbusLlewelyn
Fandom: Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel 616, Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Darth Plagueis - James Luceno, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, X-Men (Comicverse), X-Men - All Media Types
29 May 2023
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Rachel Summers was sent to the past in the hopes of a better life, as a free woman rather than enslaved hound. But the Force works in mysterious ways, whether it manifests as a gigantic firebird or otherwise. Now, on Tatooine, a couple of years before 'Phantom Menace', she makes her way through a different slave-world in a life chronicled in one-shots.
The Amavikka worldbuilding fanon is borrowed from the fantastic fialleril. Any mistakes in it are my own.
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23 Dec 2025
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Threads of Fate by Bravo141
Fandoms: Marvel (Comics), X-Men - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Avengers (Comics)
18 Mar 2025
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When Peter Parker gives Emma Frost a pearl necklace that belonged to his aunt as a thoughtful birthday gift, neither expects it to be the beginning of something extraordinary. What starts as occasional lunches evolves into a friendship where, for perhaps the first time, both are seen and accepted for who they truly are—not just Spider-Man or the White Queen, but Peter and Emma in their entirety.
A story about finding love where you least expect it and building a future neither of you could have designed alone.
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21 Dec 2025
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Emma Frost keeps every present her students have ever given her.
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20 Dec 2025