NotSoCelibateBichen
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Night games by NotSoCelibateBichen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
13 Oct 2025
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Lan Wangji cherished the quite moments before sleep. No rules no judging eyes, no noise. That peace used to last all night.....until he got a roommate
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You did well by NotSoCelibateBichen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Oct 2025
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Wei Wuxian never knew that the one day madam Yu praise him would also be the start of his worst nightmare.
Three years later he finally understands why she smiled that day - because his omega status meant profit. But fate as always has other plans. Now he is pregnant. By his boss.
And dinner with his fiancé just became the most chaotic family meeting in Jiang history.
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Ribbonbound by NotSoCelibateBichen
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Jun 2025
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When Wei Wuxian tags at Lan Wangji's forehead ribbon during the archery competition at Qishan, he does not understand why the second jade looks like he's been stabbed.
He only learns later what it means and his one reckless act now binds them in a marriage neither of them truly chose.
The story follows events of the original novel, beginning just after Qishan archery competition and diverges from canon after the forehead ribbon incident.
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Blood and mid-semester by NotSoCelibateBichen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
24 May 2025
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Wei Wuxian barely had time to register what was happening. One moment, Lan Wangji's breath was ghosting against his throat — cool, careful — and the next, his tongue was there, cold and slow, laving over the pulse point like it was something sacred. Then there was a bright flash of pain that made Wei Wuxian gasp.
Then came the rush.
It was like warm honey poured straight into his veins, thick and golden, rushing through him with a sweetness that made his breath stutter. His spine arched, eyes fluttering shut as the sensation bloomed — too intense, too. Every pull of Lan Wangji’s mouth sent heat coiling low in his belly, spreading like liquid fire.
Vampire Lan Wangji's roommate is a hot human with a beautiful smile. What could possibly go wrong?
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Sandalwood scent by NotSoCelibateBichen
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 May 2025
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"Anyways this person who kissed me is actually special. You wanna know why Hanguang-jun?....... Because they have a unique scent"
Or Wei wuxian knows it was lan wangji who kissed him on the phoenix mountain.
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How the Tables Turn by Blueflower740
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
07 Feb 2021
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6. Crossdressing
The Prince of Gusu possesses an artefact that turns stone into gold. A rival kingdom sends in their most experienced mercenary, Wei Wuxian, to steal it.
“Did you think that you could deceive me?” Using the back of his fingers, the prince gently stroked the other male’s face as he spoke. It took a while for him to understand, but Wei Wuxian was gasping like a fish as his eyes doubled in size - he looked like a startled rabbit. Lan Wangji just wants to wrap him up and cuddle him in his arms.“H-h-how?!”
“You try to take something from me, so I will take something from you.” One hand trailed down Wei Wuxian’s thigh to grip the fabric of his dress to bunch them up at his hip.
“W-wait!” The other gasped as he tried to move out of the touch, but the hand was firm as they continued the attempt to disrobe him. “I’m not the one you want! King Jin Guangshan...he sent me here!” Wei Wuxian shrieked when all layers of his clothing got removed, leaving him vulnerable and bare.
“But you are the one I want - since the moment I saw you.”
“But I’m a man!”
“Do not worry, I will make you feel a woman.”
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- Part 6 of 2021Shot ♥ Challenge
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15 Feb 2026
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boy trouble, I've got double by cherrywhiskey for TaintedWrites
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Oct 2024
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Wei Wuxian still doesn't look away. “I'm hurting you.”
The corners of Lan Zhan's mouth lift. “You are allowed to.”
Months down the line, when Wei Wuxian will look back, he will recognize this particular moment as the one where the blunder of all blunders began.
When Prince Wei Wuxian stumbles upon his lookalike, it paves the perfect way for him to get hands-on experience at a commoner's life, a life encumbered with its own set of challenges: like public schools, smaller beds, and the devastatingly pretty eyes of a sweetheart.
OR: Wei Wuxian knows better than to fall for Lan Zhan. He falls anyway.
(alternatively: Prince Wei Wuxian and commoner Wei Ying exchange places for a week. It changes nothing. It changes everything.)
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15 Feb 2026
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Impermanence, Transience, Permanence by Best Bepsy (BepsyGray)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Feb 2022
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Unwilling to leave any possible advantage on the table, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji dual cultivate before fighting the Xuanwu of Slaughter, accidentally creating something in the process.
Beset by violence, misfortune, and tragedy in the months that follow, Wei Wuxian quietly bears the consequences.
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14 Feb 2026
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After divorce, you still kept my ribbon by Lanwangjibottom
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Jan 2022
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A divorced wangxian au where the Internet breaks into a frenzy when nation's ex power couple - idol wei wuxian and writer lan wangji (who went separate ways after four years of marriage) agree to appear for a "truth or drink" interview.
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13 Feb 2026
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drunken sailor by BloodRedCarnation
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
31 Jan 2022
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“Wei-xiong are you drunk?” Nie Huaisang had been with them for just as long as Wei Wuxian’s sobriety period. He had never seen him altered and really did not know what to expect.
“I am not.”
“Yes, you are,” Jiang Cheng cut him. His brother had held him back from drowning while he puked enough times to know what Wei Wuxian looked like when drunk. He was just wrong, however.
“The ship is sailing, so of course the floor would be moving, dumbass. I don’t get drunk”.
“Don’t get drunk my ass. Think I was born yesterday? Do you even know what we do to a drunken sailor?”
(Wei Wuxian finds out what they do to a drunken sailor.)
Bookmarked by NotSoCelibateBichen
13 Feb 2026