Fandoms
Recent works
-
Tags
Summary
Soap is put in charge of keeping Ghost and Roach out of trouble. Unfortunately, they take that as a challenge.
Series
- Part 3 of This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
-
Tags
Summary
Retirement was supposed to be quiet. Especially after getting married.
Instead, Price and Nikolai run a small orphanage for four feral toddlers with suspiciously tactical instincts.
Snack time doesn't go as planned. 💀
-
Tags
Summary
Ghost and Roach eat mystery brownies before a mission. The edibles hit halfway through infil. Chaos, comedy, and one very tired Captain MacTavish ensue.
Series
- Part 2 of This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
-
Tags
Summary
Captain Soap MacTavish just wants to run a clean operation. Unfortunately, it’s Valentine’s Day, and Ghost and Roach have decided to celebrate by becoming feral, pink clad menaces with absolutely no regard for military discipline, or Soap’s sanity.
Chaos, mistaken identity, capture, rescue, and an ill-advised romantic gesture ensue. Captain Price watches it all unfold and firmly decides it’s Soap’s problem.
Series
- Part 1 of This Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things
-
Tags
Summary
Soap and Roach become targets and are captured during an op. Their adventure is chaotic but TF141 (and their boyfriends) end up saving them. Sort of??? 😎🔥🧡✨️
Recent series
-
Summary
09 Ghost and Roach, shenanigans who make everyone's life in the Tf141 a living hell. Especially for a certain Captain Soap MacTavish.
- Words:
- 9,422
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Simon was never meant to touch the ground.
Johnny was never meant to find what fell from the sky.
Now they’re both standing between rules, guns, and something divine that refuses to die quietly.
-
Tags
Summary
A Butcher Shop AU.Ghost was kicked out of the army for his aggressive behavioral problems after the torture and imprisonment. He's returned to working as a butcher and has a fixation on his favorite customer.
-
Tags
Summary
Johnny dies. Death appears wearing a skull mask and a face Johnny trusts too much. Given one last mercy, and one last goodbye, Johnny chooses to go gently with Death, leaving behind grief, love unspoken but not forgotten and a touch Ghost will never quite forget.
Bookmarked by Not_A_Roach
08 Jan 2026
Bookmarker's Notes
Weird, lovely, dark, dark humor.
It's fuckin beautiful
Idk how to describe, ahhhhh🧡😫 -
Tags
Summary
Simon wakes in the middle of the night drowning in panic, shadows twisting in the corners and static roaring in his skull. He flees his room only to break down under a stairwell, until Johnny stumbles upon him and refuses to leave. What starts as grounding and steady hands turns into honesty, vulnerability, and a confession years overdue. Ghost comes apart; Simon is seen; Johnny stays.
-
Tags
Summary
Soap being secretly a shape shifter because he can only shift into a bar of Soap and doesn't want the others to know. Only shifts so he'll get a very clean and close up view for when Simon uses 'the bar of Soap'. Things get dirty while showering, sort of a soft ending. 😏😎💦🧼💀
Bookmarked by Not_A_Roach
15 Nov 2025
Bookmarker's Notes
I'm not sure how to describe this.
Silly, sexy, weird, some humor. I love it🤣💀🧡

