Not_You
Fandoms
- The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (170)
- Voltron: Legendary Defender (112)
- Watchmen (Comic) (107)
- Watchmen - All Media Types (107)
- X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies) (74)
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This time is actually a direct sequel to the whole Malevola-and-Sonar thing, so at least that much makes sense? And Robert isn't watching members of Z-Team have sex, per se, the situation is just Definitely Freaky. At least it's not his fault, this time. And he's so relieved he can barely even care. As someone whose very properties as a physical object are under constant magical effect, Punch Up makes a good focus for various rituals. Since almost everyone has been arrested and what remains of the group is getting more than a little desperate, he is tied up naked in a warehouse, but thanks to Coupé's quick response time, he is otherwise unharmed.
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- Part 5 of How It All Goes Off
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- English
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Like A Bat Out Of Hell (But Some Of Them Love It There) by Not_You
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
08 Feb 2026
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Robert did not have 'watching members of Z-Team fuck, for safety reasons' on his bingo card for the year in the first place, but he really wasn't expecting it to come up twice. [...] and now here he is, wanting to kick himself up and down the block because he fucked up, he fucked up and sent Malevola and Sonar into what has turned out to be some kind of cult situation. It's essentially handled, even, the problem is that Malevola is the exact wrong person to be around all the weird, esoteric shit they've gathered in an attempt to call up a Lord Of Hell.
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- Part 4 of How It All Goes Off
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For all of Flambae's issues with the whole situation, he at least physically feels a hell of a lot better, this time. His body likes sex pollen much better than whatever mess of badly-cut rohypnol and/or GHB that dirty bastard had given him all those years ago. He wakes up on the floor of the isolation room, alone except for Prism, all cuddled up to his back for warmth. She's cute as shit when she's asleep, like a kitty-cat.
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- Part 3 of How It All Goes Off
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Bring A Bucket And Mop (Give Me Everything You Got) by Not_You
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
22 Jan 2026
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Prism really has to wonder if their precious li'l Bob-Bob will actually have the guts and/or lack of responsibility to meet up with her in a janitor's closet, but she knows damn well that she's going to be there. Fuck, she aches, stupid sexy Flambae and his stupid sexy problems, and Waterboy--well, Hermy now, there's no going back
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- Part 2 of How It All Goes Off
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You'd think that Flambae and Punch-Up would be a fine team take on Deadly Nightshade, a woman who can control plants, and her various mooks. Punch-Up for the hand-to-hand, and Flambae because plants don't like being set on fire. Simple, right? Punch-Up has even dealt with Nightshade before. It's actually going great, right until the mop-up, when one overlooked seedpod or something, hidden under an incapacitated... well, plant-ninja, seems to be the style. But whatever he is, he was lying on top of this thing, and now it has broken open and sprayed Flambae directly in the face with some kind of pollen.
"Ohh hell and damnation, not this shite again!" Punch-Up yells, and Flambae shrieks, "the fuck is this!?" in the same breath, so loudly it makes Robert cringe and pull the headset away from his ears.
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- Part 1 of How It All Goes Off
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Working our way toward a full-on Z-team polycule, through the medium of Robert having to watch everyone else fuck, on the flimsiest of pretexts.
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Over The Hills And Far Away by Not_You
Fandom Trigun (Anime & Manga 1995-2008), Trigun Stampede (Anime 2023)
04 Oct 2025
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This is a fantasy/fairytale Trigun AU that's a mix of canons and an excuse for all the pairings and my usual polyblobs.
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Thirty-One Worlds II by Magenta_Hyperfixation (Not_You), Not_You
Fandom Hannibal (TV), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, The Rescuers (Disney Movies), Voltron: Legendary Defender
23 Sep 2024
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- 46,775
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- 29
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Waterboy crying while giving backshots send tweet
Bookmarked by Not_You
09 Feb 2026
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heated chivalry by goddcoward
Fandom A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin
07 Feb 2026
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shoving as much Dunk and Lyonel sex as humanly possible in between scenes of season 1
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- 12,085
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Bookmarked by Not_You
08 Feb 2026
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Definition: a sexual attraction to machines such as bicycles, motorcycles, cars, or robotic power armor.
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- Part 1 of Robot Fuckers Anonymous
Bookmarked by Not_You
06 Feb 2026
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Robert and Herman have been going steady for a while. Their sex life is great, but Robert feels it's a bit lopsided, focusing on his pleasure and enjoyment too much.
Once he finds out about his boyfriend's pretty harmless yet hidden fetish, he's determined to help him indulge.
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- Part 5 of Watermech McFreak Anon Fics
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,636
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 3
- Kudos:
- 151
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- 15
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- 1,959
Bookmarked by Not_You
06 Feb 2026
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He pitches forward a little astonished, almost knocked off his feet at how good it feels.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,817
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- 1/1
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- Comments:
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- 459
Bookmarked by Not_You
05 Feb 2026