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Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
Nature of Relationship:Friends with BenefitsSex Enemies
Length of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin's Dick:Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell.- Language:
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Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
24 Nov 2024
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"I guess," Jungkook pauses momentarily to inhale a deep, bracing breath, "I would just want you to come to my work events and laugh at my jokes and don't correct people if they imply that we're doing it."
"Having sex, you mean," Jin clarifies gently, and Jungkook chokes on air. If his face was any redder, Jin would insist on taking him to the hospital. Jungkook clears his throat, obviously trying to play off the strangled, choked sound as a casual cough.
"Yes. Doing... sex."
(Hedge Fund wunderkind and Certified Awkward Gay Jungkook needs a sugar baby to show off at work, and Professional Competitive Eater and Objectively Beautiful Human Jin just wants to stop working shitty side-jobs. Fake Sugar Daddy AU. A trope and a half.)
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Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
14 Nov 2024
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"Fuck, I love you, mate. I could kiss you." Remus moaned.
Sirius barked out a laugh. "What's stopping you, hmm?"
He meant it as a joke. He even struck a pose. He didn't think that Remus would cock his head to the side, give it a little think, and then put his (large) hands on both sides of Sirius' face and pull him in.
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Despite already having had their first kiss, Sirius realizes he needs to tell Remus how he feels now that James and Peter have decided to move out of the first (and apparently last) Marauders Apartment. He decides that a farewell party for their apartment, stuffed with all their friends, is the perfect place.
Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
11 Sep 2024
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Jungkook leans across the tables and smiles a funny smile. “So.”
In a gesture of mock arrogance, Namjoon throws his arms wide. “Here I am again, in all my glory.”
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Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
26 Aug 2024
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It wasn’t that the Dursleys abused Harry, really. There were no horrible beatings, no injuries that left marks, nothing like that. But they were cruel with their words, and they controlled his food to the point that some days he thought he might go insane, and Vernon did slap him pretty hard the one time, after Harry dropped a soapy dinner plate and it shattered. Sometimes Vernon flew into rages, but it wasn’t, like, horrible. Harry could always maneuver his way through.
Or, the one where Harry is an American high school student, and Tom Riddle is a whole other kind of villain.
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Bookmarked by canIplease (OMGconfused)
11 Aug 2024