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All Right! Fine! I Will Take You! by Agrippa (Mercurial_Agrippa)
Fandoms: やはり俺の青春ラブコメはまちがっている。 - 渡航 | My Teen Romantic Comedy SNAFU - Watari Wataru, Oregairu
01 Apr 2025
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Youth is a lie, yet cake isn't.
Let me explain: there comes a time in the life of a young man when he'll be unavoidably faced with temptation. It may take plenty of forms, yet most of them will be easily resisted. Underage drinking? Smoking? Skipping classes? All those activities are easily discovered, with well-established punishments any moderately intelligent (that is: brilliant by comparison) young man would rather avoid.
But! If, for instance, a gorgeous, often violent, Christmas Cake would break down in a tearful plea for somebody to take her? Would the same steadfast, reasonable, logical, and really handsome young man be able to resist the temptation? I challenge anyone to state they would. Nobody's that much into dieting.Series
- Part 1 of Cakeverse
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08 Dec 2025
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Let this Lazy Soul Rest (For Once) by QueenOfSands
Fandoms: 嘆きの亡霊は引退したい | Nageki no Bourei wa Intai shitai | Let This Grieving Soul Retire (Anime), 嘆きの亡霊は引退したい ～最弱ハンターによる最強パーティ育成術～ | Let This Grieving Soul Retire! Woe Is the Weakling Who Leads the Strongest Party (Manga)
29 Nov 2025
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Krai Andrey has spent years perfecting the art of doing absolutely nothing - at least, nothing too exhausting. Yet, despite his best efforts, his reputation as "Thousand Tricks" has taken on a life of its own. So when he reluctantly accepts a mission, the entire guild spirals into chaos.
All he really wants is to grab the relic, avoid unnecessary effort and not accidentally trigger an apocalyptic prophecy. But with misunderstandings piling up and expectations reaching absurd heights, that might be easier said than done…
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07 Dec 2025
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Society didn’t have easy labels for “I’m fucking the man my father orphaned then fostered as a child because neither of us want to go to therapy”, except perhaps “incest”. Even then, it depended on several different moving pieces of jurisdictional legislature, and while she's certain she could adduce the truth of the situation, Franziska frankly does not care.
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- Part 8 of For the Frill of It
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19 Apr 2025
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there are tiny cracks of light underneath me and you say i got it wrong by NinthFeather for facethestrange
Fandoms: Higurashi no Naku Koro ni | Higurashi When They Cry
11 Dec 2023
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Rika and Keiichi play checkers, and a discussion of the ethics of cheating turns into something a little more complex.
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02 Mar 2025
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Jou Joins Everyone at the Onsen Like He Should Have Anyway by FizzingWizard
Fandoms: Digimon Adventure tri., Digimon Adventure
06 Apr 2016
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what the title says
also i didn't sleep when i wrote this
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15 Jul 2024