Oneiromancer242
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Crowley entirely fails to cope with the loss of Aziraphale, and decides to lean into the demon side for a while. Not happy in the least, pure misery.
Set immediately after and in the time that follows the end of season 2 but before season 3 because please don't let this actually be what happens to my poor disaster puppy.
Title and inspiration from the song of the same name.
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Crowley is alone, wet, drunk and depressed in a dingy alleyway.
Aziraphale comes back and Crowley can't even look at him.
Partly because his vision is swimming from the alcohol but also because it just hurts.
(S3 alleyway scene fix-it. that scene needed more tenderness)
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20 May 2026
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I won't get to heaven (why not raise a little hell?) by cryptidgenderman
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Lucifer (TV)
29 May 2026
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Aziraphale was gone. Just. Gone. After 6000, you get used to having someone around you, with you.
Change is hard on everybody, you know? So when the guy you've been friends with since the dawn of creation, who you also may or may not be in love with, who you're extremely fucking furious at, who you actually maybe deep deep down don't hate as much as you tell everyone, disappears, it's going to be hard to wrap your head around the fact you're never going to see him again.
Well, if he actually stayed away, that is.
OR: Crowley goes to America to kill himself after the events of S2 only to end up as the prime suspect in the LAPD's investigation of the murder of Harriet and Thaddeus Dowling.
Oh, and Warlock is missing too
Title from 'Raise A Little Hell' from the musical 'Bonnie and Clyde'
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24 Mar 2026
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Aziraphale’s baking channel is meant to be calm, educational, and very proper.
Unfortunately, Crowley is behind the camera.
Between questionable cinematography, kitchen disasters, and a suspicious amount of domestic bickering, the internet becomes increasingly convinced that the soft-spoken baker and his chaos gremlin cameraman are either married, divorced but still living together, or locked in a situationship.
Neither of them notices the speculation at first.
They’re too busy arguing about bread.
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24 Mar 2026
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Crowley learns he really shouldn't make deals or wishes to a Jinn while drunk.
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22 Feb 2026
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Alesha crosses over to the bar and slips onto a barstool. 'Whoever she is, she's not worth it.'
A head tilts towards her. A tuft of crimson-dyed hair falls over his forehead to rest over the bridge of his sunglasses.
'What do you know about it. Yes he is.'
'If he was worth it, would you be here, with your head on the bar, all alone?'
'... an' another thing, a thing I'd never ever tell 'im is I love 'im when he's just a little bit bad, when he slips an' slides towards me … but really really do not tell anyone I told you this because I love 'im because 'e wantshh to be good.'
Crowley sucks in some air. Aziraphale is acting guilty. Every time Aziraphale has had a reason for guilt that Crowley himself hasn't been the cause of, it's always been the most interesting thing ever.
This is too wonderful to pass up. Crowley sets his glass down, and undulates over the coffee table until he's looming over the angel in his chair. He loops his hands over the high back of the chair on either side of the angel's shoulders, caging him in. He leans down until his nose is almost bumping Aziraphale's.
'What,' he says, 'did you do.'
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21 Feb 2026